But what’s stopping someone from making a virtually impossible level (gaps too large to jump across, a literal wall of lava, etc.), except for a hidden door in an out of the way corner that you wouldn’t know about unless you already knew it was there that warps you to the end?

It’s true. You ever try and discuss gun control with an NRA member? As soon as you bring it up, one of the first things out of their mouth is some variation of, “remember, I OWN A KILLING DEVICE.”

Jeez. That series. A friend of mine bought it for me for Christmas.

Because for a lot of people in this world, they feel the best way to deal with someone you don’t like is to make them not exist anymore.

Threatening violence is the quickest way to derail something these days.

“Have you ever seen ‘Star Wars?’ Political correctness is like the Death Star...”

Falcon was introduced in 1969.

The Dimorphodons? Those were real.

Come on, Trumpy. Just say it.

I’ve never been to a theme park, but don’t they sell all manner of licensed clothes for the tourists?

But that interaction exemplifies the befuddling in-betweenness of this series.Shattered Empire exists solely to place those two characters—one really, since Shara gets most of the spotlight—in close proximity to prominent heroes of the Star Wars saga. “Hey, look, it’s Kes and Han! They’re bantering!” “It’s Shara and…

Whatever you say, Admiral Sideburns.

If Cell spat out five Cell Jr’s, could he go Super Saiyan God?

That’s...pretty much what everyone’s guessed. Which means it’s either right and kinda lame that everyone and their bantha could predict such an obvious plot, or that’s what they WANT us to assume, so they can throw a curveball and catch everyone off guard.

Cabal, you say?

Men: That’s not fair! Women get special treatment! Misandry! We should address this injustice!

Goku is based on Son Wukong, and the other characters like Yamcha, Piccolo, and Oolong also borrow inspiration.

Fuck yeah, Reign: The Conqueror.

A year and a half?

I think there’s a difference between “aided by” and “totally dependant on.”