I’ve never been with a woman who squirts, but I remember when I first felt my ex’s G-spot with my fingers.

I read one of your articles a while back about John Cena being one of the best wrestlers active today, and shared it with some friends who are huge WWE fans.

No, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to win. The problem is when winning comes at the expense of fun, when such importance is placed on it that a loss comes with shame and not an “Oh well. I’ll learn and do better next time.”

I proposed a similar question to a female friend about another female friend who was taking a “I don’t want to say anything that would turn off my dozens of male followers on Facebook” stance about some geeky something-or-others.

Sorry, that was supposed to read as a joke—a jab at people who actually believe that an illegal immigrant is gonna swoop in and steal the high-power, six-figure job they’d been working so hard for.

Never understood the “illegals are stealing our jobs” complaint. I was in college for eight years and never once did I hear someone say, “Man, I can’t wait to get my Bachelor’s so I can go pick vegetables in scorching summer heat with no benefits for less than minimum wage.”

My buddy explained that the pilots *have* to be 15 years old, but it’s never explained why.

I never watched Evangelion back n the day, but a friend insisted I watch the new movies a while back.

Over twenty years later, and I still have that damn Little League pledge memorized.

“Mr. Trump! How will you remove all the illegal immigrants from the US?”

“When there’s three doughnuts on the table, you don’t eat one then lick another!”

Ah, I see. That wasn’t in the article.

A good idea—maybe too good to use in a video game that won’t be seen by as many people as a sequel movie would.

She does look utterly stunned, yes, but I read it as stunned in a “wait...WHAT?” kind of way. Like Charlie Brown’s comeback was so dumb it derailed her train of thought.

But nothing in either the barbershop or the “MY dad has a son!” strips indicate that Violet’s father’s lack of interest in his child is due to her gender.

The hell are you talking about?

I think there was another strip where Violet’s bragging, and Charlie Brown talks about how no matter how tired his dad is at the end of the day, he always makes time to play with him before dinner.

Isn’t this who Martin Freeman is going to play in “Civil War?”

Just because you’re being ironically fetishistic doesn’t mean someone *won’t* jerk off to it.