Same reason 90’s Star Wars toys had super buff Lukes and Hans; “heroic” proportions to mimic comic book art that was popular at the time (and the Western masculine ideal).

Everyone says “Goku is a terrible father,” but he doesn’t do it out of malice or because he hates his family; he was a dumb country boy who pretty much got tricked into marriage. He literally doesn’t know any better.

A friend wanted to get me into the One Piece anime, so he showed me something called the Davey Back fight.

I’ve often wondered about that. Is there animosity between one-eyed and two-eyed Minions? Are there cyclops Minions that are jealous of their two-eyed cousins?

They’re gonna crossover, aren’t they?

I developed an instant dislike for them when the first “Despicable Me” movie came out, and ads for the movie reminded people to “stay for the credits” and “find out what the Minions are saying...using the Minion Gibberish Translator app! Only on iPhone!”

A girl who can hold her own against me in a round of Street Fighter would definitely spark my interest, but I’m sometimes worried about taking that “I want a nerdy girlfriend” mindset to the point of fetishism, or at least coming off like I do.

As do I; wonderful little piece of work, hmm?

Everyone benefits when you share, no?

And his hair is naturally black (he dyes it).

Perhaps a freelance peacekeeping agent, yes?

My favorite Grump episodes are the ones where Danny tells an interesting tale from his past.

Big Bad Toy Store. They also have a pre-order for Takara’s version.

Everyone’s the same height lying down.

NEEEEEERRRRRRRRDD!

When a buddy of mine, a hardcore LeBron fan, heard the news, his first response was “now they can’t use their ‘built not bought’ slogan.”

ME: “Wow! That looks awesome! You know, I was pretty good with LEGO when I was a kid. I’m going to try and build my own custom piece. Maybe a spaceship!”

I did that with a first-release figma Link. I bought him for myself but he never really grew on me, and when I saw he was going for close to $100 on eBay and there were rumors of a reissue coming, I sold that sucker quick.

Warner Bros. and DC Comics present: “Not Another Goddamn Batman Movie. Because People Still Care More About His B- and C-Level Villains than Wonder Woman or Martian Manhunter.”