"Welcome back to King's Quest! Better than your mom's breasts!"

I hate my lack of motivation, my inability to stay consistent.

If I ever get one, I'll name it La Djinn.

I think there's a cover or something on the bottom of the amiibo package that prevents this; you have to open it to scan it. Also, the figure is just an error in manufacturing (if you look, the factory just plugged another right cannon arm into the left shoulder socket) and not a different Samus in game.

I was gonna say something similar. I've been collecting toys for years and I remember the "dark times" (read: the 90's) when shit like backwards blister cards or a Pink Ranger in a Yellow Ranger box made collectors wet their pants.

It's like Portal 2. When Pokemon XY came out, Espurr became an unintentional meme with its blank, creepy stare. Now that we've got another Pokemon game, people are trying to force another empty-eyed Pokemon to the same status.

Everyone throws off sparks when they get punched and the monsters explode when cut by a sword. Why wouldn't Bay be perfect for this?

I don't think she's even wearing shoes.

Yeah, these guys do pretty good work all around—costumes, sets, special effects. My only complaint is, like it's said in the article, that the fights are decided by fan vote. That's why I prefer Death Battle, even though all those fights are sprite-based.

Funny story—I found out a few months ago that I went to college with the group of Smash players who came up with "No Johns." I never played them at SSB, but we did play Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and Yu-Gi-Oh!

My friends and I did something similar in XY. Whatever your Friend Safari type was, that was your Gym type.

I've gotten several near-max IV/best nature Pokemon from Wonder Trade, including my main Multiscale Dragonite and Protean Greninja.

My favorite one in XY was "I'm actually a guy!" (for when using a female character).

But Wingull's only the rarest Pokemon!

Is this the reverse of "hey, they made all the non-white characters white?"

Must be an anime thing; the scientifically built Mewtwo is possibly more powerful than many Pokemon gods, including THE GOD of the Pokemon universe.

But Dr. Gero wasn't a Time-Lord, and he built the perfect fighting organism (in a CAVE!).

A friend of mine complained about this—that killing Freeza is still considered a "monumental task" when you have guys like Cell and Buu around—but another friend pointed out that Freeza was (at the time) the most powerful naturally-occurring character in the series. Not built or magically enhanced.

Looking at how it was whipping its tail around, can you imagine if squirrels had stinger-tails like scorpions?