We told them not to, but did they listen? No.

I suggested "Sharp Dressed Man," but I think it got bumped because it's about a whole wardrobe. I'm recognizing it anyway.

I suggested "Sharp Dressed Man," but I think it got bumped because it's about a whole wardrobe. I'm recognizing it anyway.

Drill claw! Drill claw! Drill claw!

Drill claw! Drill claw! Drill claw!

I love that one. "You're always shaking your eyes here, shaking your eyes there! Why don't you go join some shakin' rock and roll band?"

I love that one. "You're always shaking your eyes here, shaking your eyes there! Why don't you go join some shakin' rock and roll band?"

In my personal candy-corn-hating opinion, the candy corn M&Ms do actually taste exactly like candy corn.

In my personal candy-corn-hating opinion, the candy corn M&Ms do actually taste exactly like candy corn.

I also have been hating candy corn since childhood, because I'm just that far ahead of the curve.

I also have been hating candy corn since childhood, because I'm just that far ahead of the curve.

Aw thanks. Your $5 is in the mail.

Aw thanks. Your $5 is in the mail.

Looks like. How frustrating. Thanks for pointing it out, should be fixed when the site updates.

Looks like. How frustrating. Thanks for pointing it out, should be fixed when the site updates.

Musicians with enough beer in them are usually willing to hand out hugs for free. Also STDs.

Musicians with enough beer in them are usually willing to hand out hugs for free. Also STDs.

I think you did just fine speaking for me.

I think you did just fine speaking for me.

I'm surprised you consider INVINCIBLE a positive series, given how often the main characters get mutilated or all-but-die in horrible gory welters of blood and guts, and how the title character in particular is constantly angsting about everything he failed to do right and all the people he failed to save. When he…