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That's only if you feel you made the right relationship choices. If you wind up feeling regret, you could instead get this other line from the same character: “Our coupling was imprudent. I was rash and desired to satisfy my urges.”

That's only if you feel you made the right relationship choices. If you wind up feeling regret, you could instead get this other line from the same character: “Our coupling was imprudent. I was rash and desired to satisfy my urges.”

I certainly want there to be one, but the publisher didn't send a copy, so we're going to have to buy one now that it's out, and it'll take another week or two.

I certainly want there to be one, but the publisher didn't send a copy, so we're going to have to buy one now that it's out, and it'll take another week or two.

If we knew all it would take to get you to come visit the office was some rare, hard-to-acquire cookies we had to badger Walgreens for, we would have done it earlier. Anytime you're in Chicago, drop by the office, we'll find some cookies to feed you.

If we knew all it would take to get you to come visit the office was some rare, hard-to-acquire cookies we had to badger Walgreens for, we would have done it earlier. Anytime you're in Chicago, drop by the office, we'll find some cookies to feed you.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Wait, what? There was an interview with her in the back of the edition I read where she specifically refuses to address whether they live, and says it was deliberately ambiguous and she isn't out to spoil it for anyone with her opinion. I wonder which came first.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Wait, what? There was an interview with her in the back of the edition I read where she specifically refuses to address whether they live, and says it was deliberately ambiguous and she isn't out to spoil it for anyone with her opinion. I wonder which came first.

I have every single one of her fiction books on my shelves. An awful lot of them, though, I'd qualify as kids' lit rather than YA. Which hasn't stopped me from reading them, and from getting excited every time a new one was due out. I miss her in a way I haven't missed a creator since Jim Henson.

I have every single one of her fiction books on my shelves. An awful lot of them, though, I'd qualify as kids' lit rather than YA. Which hasn't stopped me from reading them, and from getting excited every time a new one was due out. I miss her in a way I haven't missed a creator since Jim Henson.

The actual plot of "Mixed-Up Files" never grabbed me, and I still only have dim memories of it, but the whole concept of running away from home and living in a public space and getting to see what it's like after hours — basically, making a museum your own personal apartment — is still endearing and fascinating to me.

The actual plot of "Mixed-Up Files" never grabbed me, and I still only have dim memories of it, but the whole concept of running away from home and living in a public space and getting to see what it's like after hours — basically, making a museum your own personal apartment — is still endearing and fascinating to me.

Oh, excellent call. I read the first two books in that series over and over and over as a teenager. He is kind of a less accomplished Max Fischer, isn't he? The sequels where he's an adult, but still kind of a whiny hapless git, were much less appealing for me.

Oh, excellent call. I read the first two books in that series over and over and over as a teenager. He is kind of a less accomplished Max Fischer, isn't he? The sequels where he's an adult, but still kind of a whiny hapless git, were much less appealing for me.

Given the ending, I could absolutely see it being used as a classroom debate-starter.

Given the ending, I could absolutely see it being used as a classroom debate-starter.

Warning: If you liked the ambiguous ending of "The Giver," you might not want to read further and find out what happened to those kids.

Warning: If you liked the ambiguous ending of "The Giver," you might not want to read further and find out what happened to those kids.