We've done a handful of them before, but it probably won't become a regular feature for all reviews, because not all of them merit this kind of debate and discussion. Maybe we should have just put a "Spoiler space: Discuss Prometheus" on every film review this week.

We've done a handful of them before, but it probably won't become a regular feature for all reviews, because not all of them merit this kind of debate and discussion. Maybe we should have just put a "Spoiler space: Discuss Prometheus" on every film review this week.

The first one was kind of trashy ridiculous fun. This one supposedly only cost $4 million less, but it looks like a SyFy movie, except with nudity.

The first one was kind of trashy ridiculous fun. This one supposedly only cost $4 million less, but it looks like a SyFy movie, except with nudity.

Fair point, strangely made.

Fair point, strangely made.

Agreed. In spite of all the shit she's taken all season for not being dynamic enough, or powerful enough, or sexy enough, or basically having a personality, I thought she was great in that last episode, particularly "Don't Forget Me," but also in "Smash!" the song the ensemble sings to Zanuck about how they'll do…

Agreed. In spite of all the shit she's taken all season for not being dynamic enough, or powerful enough, or sexy enough, or basically having a personality, I thought she was great in that last episode, particularly "Don't Forget Me," but also in "Smash!" the song the ensemble sings to Zanuck about how they'll do…

One of the recent Mad Men ads was among the inspirations for this inventory, but when it came to actually assigning someone to write it, there was a staff argument about whether the ad was really that problematic. In retrospect, I'm glad we didn't include it because the final title of the piece specifies art, and I'm…

One of the recent Mad Men ads was among the inspirations for this inventory, but when it came to actually assigning someone to write it, there was a staff argument about whether the ad was really that problematic. In retrospect, I'm glad we didn't include it because the final title of the piece specifies art, and I'm…

Well, it'll have to wait for space to clear in my lab. I went out and acquired some Speculoos tonight, and I already had Pillsbury croissants waiting in the fridge, so it's time for some unholy experiments of my own.

Well, it'll have to wait for space to clear in my lab. I went out and acquired some Speculoos tonight, and I already had Pillsbury croissants waiting in the fridge, so it's time for some unholy experiments of my own.

And these bites are lard, sugar, and food coloring, and not even a very good example of that combination. I have not ruined your day so much as saved your stomach lining. Seriously, they're like gritty balls of sweet wax.

And these bites are lard, sugar, and food coloring, and not even a very good example of that combination. I have not ruined your day so much as saved your stomach lining. Seriously, they're like gritty balls of sweet wax.

Twist open Oreo. Add sliver of cookies and cream ice cream to middle. Put top back on Oreo. Now, cookie full of ice cream, and ice cream full of cookies. Me call it Meta-Oreo. Admit it, me just blew your mind.

Twist open Oreo. Add sliver of cookies and cream ice cream to middle. Put top back on Oreo. Now, cookie full of ice cream, and ice cream full of cookies. Me call it Meta-Oreo. Admit it, me just blew your mind.

It's definitely on the docket for this year. We're working on changing up the format for that a little as well, to make it less unwieldy to produce and more accessible to readers.

I'm glad you're enjoying it. It look like there will be seven interviews in total, all conversations with directors whose movies I loved.

They actually skin and dress and eat it on camera. It's an odd situation, because what they're doing is illegal — it's out of season for deer hunting — and I'm sure there are people who would see it as cruel and unnecessary, the American Humane Society included. At the same time, they're on private land, and Dickinson…

SEXY BABY (plays today at 3 p.m.) floored me; that's one of the ones I'll be writing about here. Interviewed the directors; there's so much to talk about. JACKPOT (6:30 p.m.) is a lot of fun if you like early Guy Richie / Coen brothers / Tarantino-style black, violent comedy. Or I just got out of CONSUMING SPIRITS, a…