What about Sly Stallone? He can play an older Jesus who comes back from retirement for one last fight.

Well he did spend all his college fund on that car. Do you think that hippie would choose being a lame carpenter like his stepdad if he had gone to college with that money. It’s like “bro, Joseph, you are not my real dad, and I’ll be crucified before I admire a guy who hasn’t even closed the deal with my mom.”

Xenu, like many aliens, was traumatized by M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs, he is not taking any chances with no water.

Apparently he can also throw his crown of thorns, like, really hard when you get him mad.

Steven Yeun would play Korean Jesus!

Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Xenu? Now that is a movie universe I would watch, let's have Zeus fight the Dude too.

What about the free frogurt that comes with it?

Well I think it was a great portrayal of mental illness. And the direction was great too. 

Nah. Even if the allegations were false, his best movies are way behind him. His only good movies since the year 2000 have been Match Point and Blue Jasmine, he should just retire and maybe write books, or play clarinet or whatever.

Me too! But mostly for Drew Barrymore.

it’s not a made up story, it happened to me. And I am glad you haven´t had a traumatic experience that left you with the irrational thoughts that come with PTSD, and I honestly hope it never happens to you. You think I wanted to feel anger and fear every time I saw a black person walking on the street? You can’t judge…

I am not condoning it. I am saying it happens, that’s why he is acknowledging it was wrong, trauma can make you irrational, even having racist thoughts. When I was beat up and bugged by 2 black guys when I was 15 I honestly felt scared everytime I saw a black guy (or woman) on the street, as if they were going to hurt…

Of course. I am just saying I understand that irrational reaction to trauma. 

Well, there are neigborhoods where crime and poverty are rampant and whose population is predominantly black. At least there are in my city. I am not saying it is right, but they exist. I feel very identified with this story because whe I was 15 I was mugged and beat up by two black guys near one of such neigborhoods…

It’s different, he wasn’t going to kill the first random black man, what I understand is that he was going to bad black neigborhoods to see kill the first black criminal to attack him. It it was an irish guy or a lithuanian guy he probably would have gone to where you can find thugs of that ethnicity. 

I also love the timeless hit that Contamporary Afection is. 

Man I have seen that movie more times than I can recall. It is sooo good that the effects still hold up. And the awesome performances of Robert Patrick, Linda Hamilton, hell even Arnie! That dude made me cry for a robot I was scared of in the first one. It is just a perfect movie. 

Man, that movie is just too legit to quit.

I agree with your pick. However I do have a soft spot for the spy who loved me. Sure, the movie is deeply silly, but it intoduced the fun Richard Kiel as Jaws, and the chemistry between Moore and Barbara Bach was hot hot hot. Not to mention it has what could be the best Bond song and intro ever, with Carly Simon’s Nobo…

It would be too scary for my children. A tiger that big is not family friendly, you heathen!