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Dracula must have a really sick guitar solo. 

Exactly, he was rotting corpse on borrowed time. 

Trains are cool though. :P

From the source novel, I would like to see that kind of evil, stinky, parasitic monster. 

Yeah, good for her. I just wish she was a better actress. 

I agree with the part of horrendously bad actress. The gay part, I couldn’t care less. Women should get roles based on their talents, regardless of if they’re straight, gay, bi or pansexual. If she is getting roles for being edgy and queer, that would suck. But I honestly don’t know if that’s the case, although I…

Nope. He was creepy and smelled like death. Harker described how everytime he was near him he felt so uncomfortable he almost felt ill. 

Dracula is not sexy nor witty! He was a stinky antisocial demon who could barely hold a conversation with Jonathan Harker without making him feel sick. Man, I guess we still have Nosferatu as a somewhat truer representation of Dracula (Even if physically he wasn’t as demon-like in the book)

Nah, just saying that not many vampire movies came out around that time, so it was really annoying to see that the definite representation of my favourite movie monster was ruined by emo performances based on awful pieces of literature. 

And I would love to see a romcom in which the hijinx don’t depend solely on other people reacting to the homosexuality of the main characters. I know we live in a very conservative world, but a lot of us have many great friends who are gay without that kind of drama, let’s just do a romcom of gay characters without…

Seriously what can I do to see what everyone likes about Stewart? She is the same awkward teen in every movie, interview, snl appearance I see of her. All I see is the same lip-biting bad actress that ruined vampire stories for me for a few years. I mean I am not saying she is the worst actress in the business (Cara…

I would say the last few seasons of Dexter were as bad, if not worse, than any of thise shows you mention.

The guy is a bad and douchey date. That’s about it. 

The plural means her and Dionne Warwick

Think Vinnie Jones, Michael Caine and Tom Hardy getting so drunk that they become the human version of Cockney.

Yeah I don’t hate. What I do hate i RDJ’s british accent. He is a great actor, but his accent in those movies is on pair with Keanu’s accent in Dracula.

That’s respectable. 

Nah, Danny is a cool cat.

Yeah. It's a stellar cast through and through.