As a straight man, I agree with your list.

And the boombox should be playing him singing Higher and Higher of the Wet Hot American Summer soundtrack

Everyone knows Metropolis is located in a red state. Clark Kent started using a MAGA hat to cover his secret identity when he lost his glasses.

Yeah, I didn't know plastic surgeons had such eventful lives: Taking down serial killers (and getting raped by them), changing the face of colombian drug lords, fighting abusive priests, getting involved with white supremacists, screwing each other's spouses, etc…

I am honestly sure that I could beat the crap out of this version of Danny Rand. I have trained in Taekwondo for only five years, compared to his lifetime of magic kung fu, and I think I can beat him up so badly he would be erased from the cast.

Everyone was drooling for Alyssa Milano in that show. I honestly never found her talented nor attractive at all.

Didn't he have an Aids scare in one episode?

It will be actually Tobey Kebbell

Asian Sean Connery erases the rest of the movie for me.

Best: Goldfinger, The Spy Who Loved me, Goldeneye, Skyfall, Casino Royale

I love The Man withe the Golden Gun, because amongst the goofy fun there was also a serious plot about Bond finding a guy just like him but without any morals or values. And I love the fight between Bond and those black belts, how he just beats the first one by kicking him in the stomach while he is respectfully…

Hot take: I absolutely hate Dr. No. And I am a big fan of Connery, Goldfinger is in my top 5 of Bond films. But man I could not get into that first one, and Ive watched it many times. That movie is so damn dated, the action scenes in those movies were never that believable, but man in that movie they're just…

Spectre was more of the dumb fun and nonsensical Bond films we used to have. But man, it was awful, I didnt know I had become so dependent of my bond being a believable and gritty spy.

She is quite gifted in pretending to enjoy lesbian sex. Seriously, that is the only movie I have found her the least bit believable.

I honestly just wish the fight scenes are good. Seriously, make him a pompous ass all you want, but make him a good fighter at least!

What about how masterfully hilarious were the fight scenes between Janeane and the nurse in the episode?. I also have an issue with the fact that in the last episode no one appreciated the fact that the stuntmen were clearly wearing Adam Scott and Alyssa Milano creepy face-masks while fighting? And the last shot of…

Well I loved it too… And I mean I love Taken too but I don't think it was that groundbreaking either, it's just a dumb fun euro action movie that gave Liam Neeson a second career as an unlikely action blockbuster tough guy. I guess it just comes to opinions anyway.

So they are Best Food Friends?

I wish… I mean, I am seriously mad that all those talented funny guys got together to make such an offensive and boring show with the most unlikeable and insufferable characters ever.

Chuck is scared of getting kicked in the shin by Thomas Gibson