This Kelly Rutherford custody battle is getting intensely stupid.

I wouldn’t bang Mark Cuban, but I would bang Robert Herjavic like a screen door in a hurricane. He has gorgeous blue eyes, seems nice, and he gets gooey over animals and kids whenever they’re on Shark Tank. In his Ferrari, in the back seat of my Civic, in a forest, on a beach, in a cheap motel or a penthouse suite,…

If going to business meetings makes me an adult, riding in an airplane makes me a fucking bird.

This seems like an appropriate time to say that I didn’t think her acting on OITNB was very good and I didn’t understand the hype. Sure, she’s pretty, but I don’t see the “OMG MUST BONE” factor.

I had yuca fries once (at Amazon Grill). They were good. Not sure if they are related to potatoes or not.

To me, Hunnam will always be the kid from the good version of Queer as Folk who got his ass eaten by Little Finger.

Holy shit, Yoko Ono is insufferable.

NEED!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. She apologies (which was the classy, necessary thing to do), makes it clear that she owns the blame, and your post is still all snarky that she didn’t do it sooner, or do it more? Do she need to sacrifice a goat before the gods of Internet Rage will be sedated?

People have been telling Swift since…

I think in most (not all, everybody calm down) cases of a 31 yr old man dating a 22 yr old, it’s pathetic.

“I don’t hate you, I’ve just never known anyone to who did this and I’ve been crying about your choice for days.”

What I say to “friends” like that:

If only they would listen to what you had to say but sadly they won’t. They’ll justify their self-cenrteredness and ignore what they did as bad. Glad you dropped them and hope you have a ton of better less self-centered friends to be around.

I would be distancing myself from that ‘friend’.

That’s not the point though!!!!! Life is precious until it rips it way out of your uterus! Then that little rat bastard better get a job because my tax dollars aren’t going anywhere near it!

“Stop pretending to give a shit about kids because I for sure don’t see these fuckers fostering kids in the system and being involved in helping actual living children.”

Okay, serious question that may be easily misconstrued, but whatever.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

Fine, fine - scrape the little bastards out of the womb and let them fend for themselves if they’re so viable, then. Bootstraps, etc.