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They should serve time first. They are adults, not little kids. At 19 you shouldn't need parental supervision in order to not assault. They committed a horrible crime and they should all get a stiff sentence before being deported.

I don’t care how much loneliness they suffer. They are monsters for doing that. They need to be sent home, never to return to the States.

Affleck looks damn good with that grey.

Like I know I’m such a sucker for the BIG HEROIC SHOT but good lord that was cool.

When Bruce charged into the dust cloud towards a crumbling Wayne Tower, I think I just forgave Snyder for Man of Steel.

@%$%$^ YES!!!!

“That’s the reason this buff Negroid Amazon keeps dominating this classic sport, white people. Don’t worry. Normal cute white athletes would be killing it out there if they decided to become the double-muscled clydesdale that this black chick is, but we have smart trainers who made sure they stay small and fuckable.

But then how will men contain their penises?

Honestly, Kim is not the person who comes out looking bad in this quote...

But but but the blonde roast!

Did you not see Edge of Tomorrow? Tom Cruise is out of the doghouse.

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

They can market them as DB & J.


Seriously...Ben needs to grow the fuck up and get control of his shit. The gambling, drinking, whoring around is a tired old cycle for him and look what it’s cost. Dipshit.

This is sad. I like her and she actually made me kind of like him, a little. Cute kids, too.
But. Have you guys read any of the interviews she’s given about their relationship? The TL; DR was basically I love this man and I love that we’re married and so I’m going to devote every moment of my existence, all of my

I’m starring this because that joke was fucking terrible, and I love it.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW YOU CAN SPEND THREE YEARS W SOMEONE AND THEN BE LIKE ACTUALLY LOLOLOL JK NM

Darling. Remember. We inflict bodily injury with shoes. Shoes, darling. Always shoes.