I was going to say it should’ve been relatively easy to find the van by following the trail of vomit, explosive diarrhea and twitching corpses, but then I realized you were at Burning Man.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

I’m not joking either. Liberals in this country need to man the fuck up and stop tolerating fucking nonsense like the speech the SC governor made. Americans are obsessed with symbolism and cowards when it comes to actual....uhm, I dunno, action?

Besides, where has this person been for the past 10 years. No one is sagging their pants anymore.

I got a circular saw and No felonies I’m down

Vulture said it better than I ever could:

Yes. It’s completely understandable if the show isn’t to your taste, but I am at a loss as to what “nonsensical plot devices” she is referring to. I think the show is ambitious, clever and wholly unique. Unfortunately, those attributes don’t seem to draw many viewers.

That man does the most visceral, animal things to my inner resources that I can’t explain.

I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to…

I recently had a guy say “good girl” to me several times during coitus - it seriously took everything in me not to start laughing out loud. And now, knowing what a dick he turned out to be, I really wish I would’ve just done all of the laughing I felt compelled to do.

I was crowned unicorn of my regional bus system when a bus driver pulled his bus over near my apartment complex- I was waiting at the stop, but for a different bus, and waved him on- and the driver got out and gave me his number. (!!!!)

It’s a wedge, you crazy fuckers.

Or just “take care of business.” As in “I wonder if I have time to take care of business before my husband gets home from work?”

Yeah... never realized “masturbate” was a gendered word. Klittra kind of sounds like a venereal disease.

OK, someone’s definitely getting a Pulitzer for this thread. Like, all the Pulitzers.

I want it to be a riding crop because the image of Swifty being into some light bdsm on the side is hilarious to me.

You can tell it is a golf club, because it just fucking is one.