Tyler Perry was a fucking DELIGHT in this movie and I feel no shame saying that. He was great.

And one photo hugging a girl that might be his sister, best friend, ex, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW

I will say he's not my cup of tea, but I feel so bad that people are being really mean? Like, maybe he IS really kind and thoughtful and amazing which adds to his so-so looks.

I feel like if we were on Tinder, he'd absolutely be either working as a realtor or banker. In other words, SWIPE LEFT

Exactly. Sorry you suck so much you can't follow the easiest recipe in the world.

I'm firmly in the octopus business - people love them, so I'll be here when you're ready!

Ha! Same. I did love hearing from an ex, "I just spent the last year trying to perfect your grilled chicken. I KNOW your recipe and it still doesn't taste like yours." I felt smug.

Awesome! I'm so happy she loved it. Those whimsical octopuses are a real hit. A little girl I tutor asked me how much she would have to pay to get me to paint her the one with the balloon. I said I didn't know, but really? You're 11, I will make you one for free you adorable child. I'm looking forward to surprising…

Thank you so much!

My friend gave me her jumpbox but it's not working well enough...I think I need to get a new battery when I can afford it, which is hopefully in the next week. Ach!

My kitchen is the size of a matchbook and my cooking is amazing, but I just cook, I don't announce it to everyone at all times all the time. It needs to be judiciously done. I have ex-boyfriends who tell me they miss my cooking as the first thing that comes out of their mouths...which brings me to another epiphany -…

She just jumped from Bob Newhart to Maria Bamford! ;)

I feel like I just blasted a "Jezzies Assemble!" beacon into the air. Thanks so much for the kind words AND the order! :) I'm starting to move into more and more paintings which are really fun, especially since there's a famine of mugs in town so I had to expand. I moved to Memphis a little over 2 years ago and live…

Hey all! So, I've needed a jump start since yesterday and my neighbor has offered to always jump me if I need it, but I didn't want to bother her today because I realized that the only reason I wanted to leave my house was because I theoretically COULDN'T and now I've got a raging case of FOMO.

I'm currently in an almost exact situation and have been mentally preparing myself for it to implode...you're just further down the road. I'll try and get some points across for the both of us when my guy shows himself to be exactly like what I've feared him to be. It's tough. I made the choice to embrace…

It's really the only way I could handle this shit year ;)

Considering that's what I do in my shop - I need to find a way to make it happen :) www.etsy.com/shop/deadhandcrafts

She's the founder of a robot company that works with NASA - she's amazing!

Then I've done my job! ;)

This has been a difficult year, but the last month has been pretty good! I'm thankful for you jezzies for being so supportive and helpful and this community is pretty great. I'm ignoring a raging case of FOMO (fear of missing out) to stay home, work on some art, and drink some wine with my cat. Going out seems like a…