I don’t. He’s always seemed like an asshole to me.

Those were the rumors. If people want this to mirror a Disney reconciliation, maybe Prince Charming should have kept it in his pants.

Didn’t he cheat on her constantly?

Is that the beach where the door washed up?

Not men. Just Weiner. His sexts are horrible and basically stolen from any OkCupid message.

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

this looks terrible but i can’t wait to see it.

Lots of folks aren’t ok with this news, but as an ex wife whose husband is still with the mistress, I say...

MAYBE Jennifer Garner will be his Jen 2.0 too!

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”

The author of this article thinks looking towards the side is an eye-roll. It’s a fairly common mistake made by no one.

What’s up with her?? Her dad died you asshole.

I’m sorry, Stassa, but this article basically amounts to, “Smile, it can’t be that bad.”

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

girls who march into firmly entrenched Male Territory and proceed to own the fuck out of the whole scene

Yeah, there are obviously people who actually eat like that and stay skinny, nobody’s saying there aren’t. But the VAST majority of people who eat like that are going to be overweight. But look! Somehow 100% of the characters on TV who eat like that are super thin! What an odd coincidence that has nothing to do with…

I despise you for inserting a Trump quote.

I’m relieved that this was an improvised thing. If this had been the plan, I would have been upset that they didn’t use a wagon or something to get him down the aisle more comfortably.