Way ahead of you. They love their alchemy lessons.

I unironically love this pedantic comment.

Why must skinny people interject themselves everywhere? You’re already all over tv, movies, and print media. Aren’t you satisfied?

It’s only when you talk about food that you really get to know your neighbors and then realize that you should be horrified.

I’m aware. I stand by it.

It amuses me that there have been years of debate about how Deadspin misses covering all sorts of major sports outcomes and then its writers say that covering every live result is not what they do - but Jezebel has taken it upon themselves to spoil every sports result in real time or within a few hours so if you have…

Obsessed with these kale chips?

I made a new burner account because I couldn’t remember my password JUST to comment this BUT there is a book called “How to Disappear Completely” about anorexia where the author talks about how women who are small (petite and thin, basically) are romanticized to be mysterious and artsy because they are small (and/or…

Not sure why people are jumping on you for this comment, it’s a pretty important detail to leave out of the main story.

people willfully misconstrued your comment. you wanting the article to note the murder of the family pet isn’t prioritizing its murder over the lost lives of the wife and kids. sometimes,the commenters can be insufferable.

Well I happen to think its important information and all these other commenters are assholes. And yes, for the record, I care more about animals than people.

Guys, this Slate article about why people hate Hillary is pretty interesting and disturbing: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_…

The birthday fairy.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

why are most women married to man children? explain yourselves!

The real hero is the guy on the right who points out that the issue isn’t Obama’s scores, but the fact that asking the only black president about his scores when none of the other nepotism soaked presidents in the history of America have ever been asked is racist.

Richard Lawson is among the three greatest things Gawker Media has ever produced.