I’ll take it. I’ve got friends and family who need it.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

Lesbian Feminist Haunted house?!?!? That’s all.

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No it’s really not ‘powerful’. It’s fucking boring as hell and really is a super-transparent bid for attention couched in a lame ‘but I’m vulnerable’, sentiment. I don’t care that it exists in the world and I’m not offended by it, but jesus christ it’s not ‘powerful’. It’s just more meaningless ephemera added to the…

Counterpoint: Borderline Personality Disorder co-morbid with Bipolar Disorder

Here’s how Soda explained her project,...

here is my two cents nobody asked for: Not quite sure why the Unicorns can’t just form their own Girl Scout troop and do outdoor stuff with girls their own age. The whole point of these organizations is to develop skills and friendships among a gender-specific peer group. If you don’t want to participate according to…

Pinkham is an asshole and him leaving is the only good thing that is happening at Gawker right now.

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

Call me cynical, but the only thing surprising about that (it’s shocking, yes, but not surprising) is that the teenager share of the terrorist population isn’t well over 50%. Add testosterone poisoning to underlying conditions of youthful disaffection and anomie (in alienated social groups, no less) and you basically…

I WISH. My cats are much prettier than I am!

how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy

Well why am I even buying GQ if she’s going to be covered up like an Amish widow?

friend, i am not high enough to answer these questions

YUP. Rose is like that girl you went to high school with who won’t stop talking about how complicated her love for the guy she dated in 10th grade is. And you’re like “that was 11 years ago. He’s married now” and she’s all “yeah, but she doesnt know him like I do.”

As the Times reports, John Wayne once “complimented” O’Hara by emphasizing her unconventional femininity. “I’ve had many friends,” he said, “and I prefer the company of men, except for Maureen O’Hara. She is a great guy.”

I’m sentimental about late 60s/early 70s Playboy.