Taft is the answer to around 43% of all presidential trivia questions. And not just US presidents.

Yeah, is not like Travis Kelse is an introverted, delicate flower.

There must be un ungodly amount of pressure to be in any kind of relationship with Taylor Swift. I sort of feel sorry for her because it must be hard to find people who can tolerate that, even just as a casual friend. You can see why she might have cooked up a romance with an NFL star. Who else could handle that?

Frank Stallone?

I’m sure he would prefer not to be remembered as Taylor Swift’s most generic boyfriend, just like William Howard Taft would have preferred not to be remembered for the White House bathtub thing. But such is life

Russell Brand sounds like someone doing a bad impression of a British person.

Like, if you started talking like Russell Brand, people would go, “Yo, that’s offensive.”

White. Black. Liberal. Conservative. Christian. Muslim. City. Country. Rich. Poor. Educated. Not.

Imagine trying to apply this line of reasoning to other situations. “Oh, that’s just Lee Harvey Oswald being Lee Harvey Oswald. Nothing we can do about it!”

I DIDN’T STOP DOING RANDOM ROLES UNTIL 2022!

I absolutely did not have this on my bingo card for this year/rest of my lifetime. It’s genuinely great news! I don’t know how to process it!

Something to honor Steve Albini! Big Black’s “Bad Penny” or “Kerosene”, or Shellac’s “Prayer to God” or “Death of Radio” would be great choices.

I have no suggestions, but this news makes me deliriously happy.

I’ma need a cover of “In A Big Country,” by Big Country. Criminally underrated song that any number of bands can make some quality hay with.

You can’t just pound on your keyboard and expect us to believe those are the names of real people.

Ansel Elgort? Plegh. This wouldn’t have happened if they got Alden Ehrenreich or Taron Egerton instead.

Are you going to cover how many mid sized and smaller venues have closed in the wake of covid? Especially in those cities that aren’t the big ones. It isn’t just taylor swift-chasing hubris. Just like any context at all? This is college blog-post level analysis from that member of the group who knows they don't need…

Ah, for the old days when journalists wrote articles to answer the question asked in the headline, and not just asking the question.

The daddest dad to ever dad:

Phil Dunphy.