Nice

I know it’s a bit extra, but imagine them beating Steve’s head to a pulp with a barb wire-covered baseball bat just to prove their power.

Where do you live? Are you willing to relocate to Seattle and follow me around all day, ruining my bits? I can pay you.

But he did battle them (in Jack Sparrow voice)

Anyone else feel like Scott Pilgrim is just a Millenial reboot of True Romance?

That’s all? Two weeks?? This country makes me sick.

Woof, I actually did enjoy Modern Family during its run. But the way this conversation has played out, you’re probably correct to be honest. That’s the thing though, better to be evil than dumb.

Sure he is! But he has somehow maintained enough cultural currency that we’re actually discussing a Home Improvement reboot. I don’t know that you could say that about Brad.

Yes it’s possible I’m the problem in this equation, but there’s a lot of music out there that I’ll never get to hear and would blow my mind without having to seperate out the crap.

Don’t me wrong here or anything. I hated them when they first came on the scene too.

You know if the MCU just produced 1602 as a limited series or something they could bring back some of the old cast members, while also introducing the X-Men and F4. Then the next thing that happens is all of these characters get retconned into the present-day story lines and we can pretend they were there the whole…

And since the actors who have played his sons are either retired or *problematic*, they’ll have to have a sidestory that they’be all died horribly over the past 25 years. That’ll be dark.

SHEL…DON

“Those shows are so awful they made me like Barenaked Ladies less.”

If Scorsesce made a movie for the MCU, every film student in the country would go on a rampage. That would serve no one.

I’m gonna do it, you guys… I’m gonna ask him something really stupid.

Yeah I totally agree with all of that. It’s just discussing Synder while also discussing Warner Bros on a dying pop culture site; glibness within glibness. Hot take, my appreciation for Synder’s version was bolstered after listening to the How Did This Get Made on it. It also focused my criticisms around both the film…

Zaslav is playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers. He’s positioning the board until the right confluence of circumstances will allow him to launch the Arli$$ Cinematic Universe.

It wound up being better than the Whedon version. But is that really saying anything? The terrible movie was transferred to another director where its condition was upgraded to “bad”.

Warner Bros is having half of its talent executed??