You know if the MCU just produced 1602 as a limited series or something they could bring back some of the old cast members, while also introducing the X-Men and F4. Then the next thing that happens is all of these characters get retconned into the present-day story lines and we can pretend they were there the whole…

And since the actors who have played his sons are either retired or *problematic*, they’ll have to have a sidestory that they’be all died horribly over the past 25 years. That’ll be dark.

SHEL…DON

“Those shows are so awful they made me like Barenaked Ladies less.”

If Scorsesce made a movie for the MCU, every film student in the country would go on a rampage. That would serve no one.

I’m gonna do it, you guys… I’m gonna ask him something really stupid.

Yeah I totally agree with all of that. It’s just discussing Synder while also discussing Warner Bros on a dying pop culture site; glibness within glibness. Hot take, my appreciation for Synder’s version was bolstered after listening to the How Did This Get Made on it. It also focused my criticisms around both the film…

Zaslav is playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers. He’s positioning the board until the right confluence of circumstances will allow him to launch the Arli$$ Cinematic Universe.

It wound up being better than the Whedon version. But is that really saying anything? The terrible movie was transferred to another director where its condition was upgraded to “bad”.

Warner Bros is having half of its talent executed??

I didn’t even make it through the second paragraph before realizing this piece was an AI generated word salad. Sure you guys are trying to do stuff on the cheap, but try to make it look like someone is working please.

This is a low-effort comment, even for you.

Sure, it was not as good as a completely unrelated film that also dealt with mutliversal travel. I will give you that.

You’re really trying to make this whole “The Mutliverse of Madness was bad, actually” thing happen, aren’t you?

Wait, what in your mind did he do to deserve this again?

Because he’s a Marvel performer and Super Hero Fatigue is in full swing. Why isn’t he just laying down and dying like society wants him to (I guess)?

There’s Old World in Huntington Beach, but it’s admittedly more German.

Like in most situations, House is not wrong here.

They already had Chandler pee on Monica, did they need to have him cheat too??

“Alcohol ruined my life. I’m 31 years old!”