Stoltz, Schrank…maybe it was just a German thing?

So instead of weekly reviews of this season, we get a slideshow?

What’s happened has happened.

Uhhh…GET HIM.

Motherfuck. Ok, its fine, I’ve already came clean on being hazy on the the whole things.

You want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways

I suppose there’s still time (shudders)!

Sorry she didn’t say that. Seeings how there was probably two or three seconds where you believed me helps my point though.

I know I’m mixing up episodes here, but you could imply that when the phoenix saves Harry and Ginny from the Chamber Of Secrets, it’s kinda like when Moe grabs Homer out of the boxing ring with that balloon.

All of JKR’s post-revisions like Harry and Hermoine, not explicitly revealing Dumbledore’s sexuality in the initial books, stating Draco was actually sired by that giant spider…all just point to a lack of conviction in her stories. There’s something about it that I have an incredibly difficult time respecting. If only …

Oh you mean “you’re not sober and I’m telling everyone”?

Oh for fuck’s sake who cares? Narcs and busy bodies…

Nah I’m gonna get more extreme!

Same. I think I’ve included a couple semi-colons in my texts withing the past month.

How long does something need to be “in” for it to no longer be a fad? Does it need to never wane in popularity again? Cassettes are one of the few ways to create affordable physical media that also takes weeks to turn around instead of 6-8 months like vinyl. Artists have been ultilizing cassettes for at least a decade…

I’m sure his apology post was littered with Boomer rock guys whining that he caved to the woke mob. But yes, that too.

“What Would Jay Leno Do?”

Gotta hand it to a guy so bloodthirsty they were able to financially back a whole ass movie just to be able to kill someone.

What? Are you saying that’s not a roster of relatable and talented stars?