my entire reaction to that commercial centered on:

well. looks like I'll never be able to look my family members in the eye.

What if I'm neither smug nor outraged? What if I'm disturbed and apoplectic?

Great, more Nerd Nazis…

when they call people "beta cucks", it just leaves the door open for them to be called alpha cucks instead. which, if there was any logic applied to their system of insults, would be so, so much worse.

God…he chewed his way through that role beautifully. I really feel quite ripped off that they didn't get him to say two words about Underworld.

Wait, what's the problem with Brothers Of The Sonic Cloth? Especially considering it's Tad's band (yes, that TAD)…

ROGUE ONE II: Rogue One

no need for the sarcastic quote marks there. just start referring to these dudes as alpha cucks. affirm their position.

looks like I missed a lot shit since I commented to that dude. one thing that was bothering me is this "uneducated white person" narrative. plenty of white people like myself didn't attend college and have a decent grasp of racial politics, feminism, etc. all it requires is getting out and meeting different people and…

As a 35 year old painfully aware of existing on the cusp of Millennialism, I say this with utter conviction: You entitled fucks better not screw up me being able to get my lemonade.

I played a show with these guys and cannot remember a thing about their set. The only that stood out about that experience was me trying to avoid having that awkward, post-show pleasantry…"Oh yeah, you dudes looked like you were having fun up there," or whatever I was hurriedly exiting the venue to not say.

oh, are you one of those people who think Trump got less votes than Mitt Romney because marginalized people have upped their game in asking to not be treated like shit?

there are so many songs like this that I wouldn't even know where to begin….

I will…dude wasted his life.

This Isn't Funny Any Longer, Internet.

While we're on the subject, I've been anxiously awaiting the discovery of Zachary Taylor-Thomas' freezer filled with torsos. Any day now…

this soundtrack and movie came out just as I was about to go into jr high, so it definitely made a big impression on my adolescence. all the same, I never really figure out "goth" back then and by the time Marilyn Manson was a thing I was firmly engulfed in punk. still love this album though…the night I spent at a…

What was actually more satisfying in Supernatural was seeing Sam as Lucifer in the episode where Dean gets sent into the future. Immaculate white suit, brimming with arrogance…I don't have a thing against Mark Pellegrino, but he always tends to carry a kind of puppy dogness to all his roles.

does the world really need to hear from people getting defensive about something as subjective as musical taste? like outside of forum comments? do we need to give those voices, bravely standing up for the downtrodden songwriters, more exposure?