You got some self esteem issues if you absoutely have to have the fastest car in any regard. Unless you’re racing competitively, having the best numbers are only useful as bragging rights. That’s not saying that everyone should love slow cars, just that you should drive the car you enjoy driving and ignore the stats.

Almost forgot...

“I mean it’s just so, so, so blue. Really, really blue.”
All I see is Swedish Racing Green....

Oooh... I didn’t realize they were only trying to sell 100 of them. Yeah that’s a different story. Totally doable.

The brake assist never seems to work right and I’ve had them lock up in traffic for no reason

How did you type that so well one-handed??