I WISH I could find even one who qualified as all those. *sigh* I can't even imagine where you must live if you have been able to establish a type.

My friend calls that sapiosexual. No find Sherlock's intelligence attractive, and his curls... But Benedict himself...meh.

Also, apparently super glue hurts like a midi when applied to nails. I was subbing for a 4th grade class, and a mid decided to superglue a nail on. She left for the nurse crying.

I was thinking the same thing. They must take a shit ton if selfies together to get him to that level of trust. I envy that.

yup.

these are similar to the noises I woke my husband up with on the morning I got the little plus on the pee stick. At 4:00 am. I can't even imagine what this lady will do when she gets her first little plus.

Not even remotely. This was massively confusing. To be fair, I'm crabby as hell, but it was annoyingly confusing. :P

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and give you that. I hadn't seen it until I clicked through on their link, which, of course, was after I posted. That damned thing is a monster.

exactly! But whatever. It's just hair and will grow back. :D My kid has always been allowed to wear his hair however he likes, except for fancy-ass dos that require my daily help fixing. I'm too lazy for that. I don't even do my own hair every day.

Excuse me?!

Enemabags. You are my new favorite person.

I believe you are joking, but I keep seeing this used as a "legit" argument. Why does a major accomplishment mean a person gets to get away with shitty behavior? Now that I think about it, this does seen to be the prevailing attitude. Celebrities and powerful people get away with all manner of awful behavior. Not…

exactly. Although I do want to say that a lot of women do that to themselves. They won't leave the kids with their father. They feel guilty, or like not a good enough mother of they go out, and/or don't want to believe that dad can be a competent parent. It actually pisses me off. I spoke to one guy about why his…

we won't go into my personal problems, but my husband was pretty much never not cheating on me, until he finally found one "worth" leaving me for. Between telling me he wanted a divorce and actually getting out of the house, he stopped (supposedly) fucking around, because it felt wrong to him to be cheating on the…

I readily admit I cannot tell the difference, even in my own behavior sometimes. It makes it really hard to try to find a romantic partner when you can't tell who's being friendly and who's flirting! And it makes you hesitant to try to ask someone out, because you can't judge whether they'll be receptive. I wish…

I struggle with this as well. I have been going to a gaming club with a lot of married members whose spouses either don't game or don't often come because they aw home with kids. I like a lot of these guys as gaming buddies, and some us have exchanged phone numbers for gaming purposes, but I'm hesitant to use them…

I was allowed to start babysitting at 10. It wasn't often, or for long stretches of time, though. That didn't come till I was closer to twelve...

once I was old enough to be trusted handling money, I was often sent in to buy my mom cigarettes. And I spent my childhood hanging out in bars with my family. I didn't drink alcohol because I didn't like it, but had I wanted to, it would have probably gone largely unnoticed. But one of the highlights of my preteen…

That's a good plan. My ex let me know he had been cheating on me for a year at the same time he told me he wanted a divorce. I kept the heirloom. Fuck all of them. But I can happily offer it to my son when his time comes, if it does.

In the 1980/90's, I was 5'8" and weighed around 128 lbs. That, by today's standards, is pretty skinny. My legs cant toward each other, and made corduroy pants make noise, so I thought I was fat. There's no escape from feeling fat, I think.