damn. I should have given my son Mr. Tasty as a middle name instead of Alexander. Now I feel super pedestrian. :(

cats vary wildly. I can make some damn convincing mews, and some cats thoroughly ignore me, while others get their panties all in a wad, trying to figure out what's going on.

if you're going to end a sentence with tho, you really should start it with chan. Just good form.

paranorman has one.

I didn't have that big of a wedding, but I can't imagine noticing two strangers. Between distant relatives and the groom's distant relatives, who were all strangers or nearly so, two more people I didn't recognize wouldn't even hit my radar. Afterwards, when nobody could figure out who they were in the pix, maybe,…

Ok, I looked up Lulu because of you, and I accidentally found one of my daycare babies from 1995. He's nineteen now, and apparently quite a hook-up artist. O.o and :O and :(

NOOOO!! Omg. I grew up with the most anal dad ever, and he drilled it into my head how to handle his records and how to use the record player. This is a very painful video to watch.

Sydney's got a ton! This is fun!

Immunotherapy is your friend! I am hoping to have a better spring than any I have ever had, because I have been taking immunotherapy drops. Talk to your allergist, folks. I'm new to it, but my son has been doing it for two years, and it's totally changed his life.

My son has 13 food allergies—including six of the top 8. I know it sucks. It sucks big, greasy, hairy monkey balls. I wish they would hurry up and figure out what's causing it, so they can find a real cure. My son is taking oral immunotherapy drops, which are helping, some. But his allergies are many and strong. Maybe…

Why of all things? It's one of the top 8 most common allergens.

First time through, I thought that was the Doctor peering over his shoulder...still, could be...

It's not special to cereal—itms the petroleum-based artificial colors that aren't broken down by your digestive system. You could just chug a bottle of food color, and voila! Instant rainbow poop.

I love beets, and eat decent amounts of them when I get them. My poop has never turned colors. My pee will get pretty dark red, though. It actually scared me the first time it happened, and I went to the doctor, because I didn't know it could do that. To be fair, I also have the life experience of having saved a…

You're not an asshole, but she's not having a seizures. People having a seizure that bad sort of mentally check out. She responded to her kid verbally. I don't know what strung out people look like, but I have known people who were prone to seizures, and this is not that.

My kid touched the stove. Just reached out and put his finger on the burner. I had told him it was hot, would burn, and that that would hurt a lot. He needed to know for himself. He was faster than me, and that look when he realized exactly what "burn" meant was priceless. He never touched the stove again! But it…

Are you not also saving up?

Are you not also saving up?

I disagree. My first impression from the picture, before I read anything was of some creepy, deranged sexual predator. Clearly, something's wrong with him, because he does look out of it, but those hands look aggressive, and the way he's staring off into the woods, it's like his prey went in there, and he's reluctant…

Ah well. I agree with him. It is stupid. My first thought was that I hoped he didn't have kids. When I found out he did, I just hoped he didn't have custody, so they weren't being put through a dad addicted to heroin. Poor kids.