Just think of the horrible things the terrifying hybrid monster (perhaps created in a teleportation accident?) called “Van Morrisey” would think of to say.

I’m unashamed to say I love this movie. It’s Reynolds at his most Reynolds, Faris at her most Faris, and Hagerty hasn’t been this funny since Airplane.

Love! This movie is so funny. Love it. Started me on my Ryan Reynolds path.

Yeah, I only watch cartoons if the people who made them have wrestled at least fifteen bears.

I was very annoyed to see Vito’s death compared to Tara from Buffy. Buffy is a completely different genre, Tara’s death was not inevitable, and we need to separate the pattern of randomly killing off gay characters from realistic depictions of homophobia.

Where last year’s Good Omens inelegantly translated Pratchett’s light and sardonic prose to the screen by having Frances McDormand literally read the novel to the audience

It weirds me tf out that Sia uses this kid as her avatar when she’s been so outspoken about the damaging effects of fame and hypervisibilty, especially for women.

Her original power, to grow prodigious amounts of hair on any part of her body, opened up so many narrative choices, but they chickened out and changed it to super-healing.

You’re more than welcome to suggest words for those concepts that are more acceptable, you sealioning prick.

I watched Heroes and Lost. And Battlestar Galactica.

DEATH TO THE DEMONESS ALLEGRA COLEMAN

For sure, I think there are more safe-guards in place nowadays for child actors, and hopefully more parents have realised that like, they shouldn’t let their 12 year old party with the 45 year old producer at his house. Casting adults as teens is interesting as well, because it kinda opens up an entirely different…

No, I don’t think so? I’m honestly not sure what the solution here might be, just that sometimes it’s really strange what we decide is acceptable. And it makes me uneasy to think about our role, as the general public, in this industry and what harm is perpetuated there for our consumption. I obviously love TV and…

Heroes:  Our Polar Bear Was Racism The Entire Time

Monster Hunter Soldier Spy

I think a lot of it is because Lynch was not actively involved in most of that story (although clearly he still had some involvement). When I first got into Twin Peaks, the most I knew is that she was seen as a bland character and that some Audrey/Cooper fans disliked that that “ship” never happened and he instead got…

We’re worried about the cleanliness of cops in a movie where Batman is restored from a broken back (and a general state of physical disability, that previously required a fancy robo-leg brace) by the work of an unlicensed prison chiropractor?

TDKR’s Bane was a “The Monkey’s Paw” version of someone’s extremely horny wish to see Tom Hardy with a jockstrap on his face.

No AI system can help. It still deletes all my movies simply because I look like a giant baby.