Just think of the horrible things the terrifying hybrid monster (perhaps created in a teleportation accident?) called “Van Morrisey” would think of to say.

I’m unashamed to say I love this movie. It’s Reynolds at his most Reynolds, Faris at her most Faris, and Hagerty hasn’t been this funny since Airplane.

Love! This movie is so funny. Love it. Started me on my Ryan Reynolds path.

Yeah, I only watch cartoons if the people who made them have wrestled at least fifteen bears.

I was very annoyed to see Vito’s death compared to Tara from Buffy. Buffy is a completely different genre, Tara’s death was not inevitable, and we need to separate the pattern of randomly killing off gay characters from realistic depictions of homophobia.

Where last year’s Good Omens inelegantly translated Pratchett’s light and sardonic prose to the screen by having Frances McDormand literally read the novel to the audience

It could be that Boba Fett had been taking over Tatooine’s crime. We saw him still on Tatooine earlier in this season, and yet we know that he wasn’t planet-bound because his ship was 100% fully functional in these last few episodes (assuming there was no offscreen drama related to getting his ship back and working).…

his is the way we see that other Mandalorians can be just as fundamental as Din not taking off his helmet. They are the same.

The Darksaber is still the dumbest fucking thing, though. And the loophole Gideon used to stop Bo-Katan from getting it was hilariously lame. Like, it only works if Bo-Katan believes in the restriction that it must be won in battle, but not like, a thumb war or a game of rock-paper-scissors or something.

The Darksaber is still the dumbest fucking thing, though. And the loophole Gideon used to stop Bo-Katan from getting it was hilariously lame. Like, it only works if Bo-Katan believes in the restriction that it must be won in battle, but not like, a thumb war or a game of rock-paper-scissors or something. She looked…

Ah yes, the destruction of the Death Star. The event that triggered the rightful destruction of Alderaan by the Death Star.

Aside from his hair being weirdly cgi-looking, I thought it looked real good when he wasn’t talking...when he was...whoof.

They should have just gotten Sebastian Stan.

Some Hollywood bigwigs and theater owners are raging about this concession to the pandemic, and we do hope the big-screen experience will be able to make a comeback one day. But in the current moment, our movie-hungry eyeballs are grateful there’s an alternative.

“Harry Potter’s future is forever tainted, as fans continue to reckon with loving her past work while knowing her hateful views.”

I’m still not onboard with the shock at Grogu’s actions there. He’s a child, and a quite young one at that. Little kids are many things, but one thing they are not from the get go is perfectly moral. That is learned and experienced behavior. I’ve been privy to enough tantrums and meltdowns from my two kiddos from when…

The only good thing is it should finally end people talking about the fucking Snyder Cut as if its some mystical artifact. Whether it’s good or bad, we finally won’t have to hear about it in those terms. 

It weirds me tf out that Sia uses this kid as her avatar when she’s been so outspoken about the damaging effects of fame and hypervisibilty, especially for women.

You’re more than welcome to suggest words for those concepts that are more acceptable, you sealioning prick.

For sure, I think there are more safe-guards in place nowadays for child actors, and hopefully more parents have realised that like, they shouldn’t let their 12 year old party with the 45 year old producer at his house. Casting adults as teens is interesting as well, because it kinda opens up an entirely different…

No, I don’t think so? I’m honestly not sure what the solution here might be, just that sometimes it’s really strange what we decide is acceptable. And it makes me uneasy to think about our role, as the general public, in this industry and what harm is perpetuated there for our consumption. I obviously love TV and…