The Carrey/Bay Cinematic Universe sounds so terrible that it's awesome. I'm looking forward to The Truman Armageddon. 

They picked 23 because this movie will be canon in Jim Carrey’s Number 23niverse.

I don’t normally hold with re-doing movie f/x but if Disney wanted to release a Rogue One Special Edition where the only change they made was fixing Uncanny Valley Peter Cushing I would absolutely buy it.

But they could never remake Teen Witch because it’s impossible to TOP THAT!

So just a typical black market church school full of softcore porn, got it

Fake Dating (along with There’s Only One Bed) is my favorite romcom trope, and I have a lot of generosity for bad Christmas movies, so this sounds fairly up my alley.

By the end, I was just hate watching Sons of Anarchy.  That show went so far off the rails, but by that point I was too invested to just walk away.  

I didn’t write it, so I’m just spitballing here, but the original premise was that Dexter was a true, affectionless psychopath who had been trained to just barely rein that in by a disciplined father figure. That is hard to write in a compelling way, but it is a bold choice that is virtually unheard of in a series…

It’s not better than “the mob” said. It had like one new idea, which was surprisingly resonant to ADD kids and college procrastinators: abusing Adderall/Ritalin to stay on top of your problems. That’s it. The molester angle was in the 84 version’s subtext, but nixed due to the McMartin scandal.

It gets shit on a lot by the fan base but I genuinely enjoyed the Evil Dead remake.

That hatred was perfectly justified. That goes double for ‘True Blood’, and triple for ‘Sons of Anarchy’.

I found the best part of the house!

SILVER LINING!

I guess the pandemic has slowed down school shootings enough they can finally release this?

I am perfectly fine waiting 5 years for this show to return. It will be worth it if they ever resume. (I very much hope so.)

I think I respect Tim Heidecker more than I like him. He’s got a clear comedic vision, and he understands the importance of specificity (my favorite part of the “free real estate” skit is the way he says “puuuuhl in the baaaahk” in a way specifically calibrated to sound completely unnatural), but there’s only so much…

“I get 8 hours of sleep a day. And another 10 at night.” --Bill Hicks

did anyone else expect to read this and find actual strategies for napping? 

A helpful picture of what aggressive napping may look like.

Dad: “Son, it’s 4-o’clock in the afternoon! Get your lazy ass out of bed!”