Judge me all you want, but I can’t watch this with a straight face. The screaming vocals is loony but the arm motions is what kills me. Its straight out of WERE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD cartoon nonsense or something from Austin Powers. You couldn’t more loudly announce we are the bad guys more.  Speaking of cartoon…

It wound up producing some good old-fashioned comment section amusement though! I clearly need to lie about AV Club writers’ drug intake more often.

The worst thing about the Spacey situation is the hurt and damage it did to his victims and the psychological effects it may have on them for life.

She kind of seems like what you’d get if you hollowed out Valerie Bertinelli and filled the skin with spiders.

I watched her speech while I accidentally still had another window open with a live feed from Kenosha...it was a surreal combo, Gilfoyle orgasmically yodelling about how great the country is under Trump mixed…

Frank Whaley is one of those actors who, when he shows up in something, I’m always glad to see him. He’s got a super solid body of work. I’ve liked him since he played young Archie Graham in Field of Dreams.

>“Uncle Gene” paved the main drag with heat-absorbing black asphalt that resulted in a unique medical condition termed “chopped meat feet” for anyone without flip-flops. Scrapes would be disinfected with a mysterious orange spray, a treatment so painful that anyone able to endure it without writhing out of a small…

EMPTY CHAIR 2020

he did a mean Robbie Krieger in Oliver Stone’s The Doors where he, if I remember correctly, actually learned how to play those guitar parts and played them live on film with the actors.  I mean, the movie wasn’t exactly a classic but that’s some serious committment.

Poorly planned, unsafe, drunk, and run by capitalist sociopaths?  Yeah, that checks out.

It’s OK, we miss Deadspin too.

I think the most amazing thing about this article is that Dean Cain thinks he’s in the same league with Frank Whaley

Just like those home runs, it was over our heads.

Really feel like Whaley should have happened more. Did Broderick or Cusack get his roles? Was Career Opportunities his shot and he missed?

I mean, he’s had a nice career as a that guy. Killed Hoffa. Was Moonlight Graham. Got killed by Jules. Token white guy in Luke Cage. 

I feel my joking off the late-90s steroid era in baseball may have been too oblique here.

Hey Dean, I come across people all the time that have good reason to be slapped.  I don’t do it though, because that’s assault.

Let’s be honest, Disney doesn’t care about this movie and that’s ultimately why they probably just don’t want to do the work of providing review copies and really don’t care if nobody shows up to watch it. 

We can all just assume that you would have given it a C- if you didn’t like it and a B- if you really loved it.

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

I suppose The New Mutants finally being released qualifies as one of the signs of the apocalypse, and hey, wouldn’t you know it, there’s an apocalypse happening!