Excactly, this is so utterly stupid and no one in their right mind would give a shit.

The issue was never just that he had sex with her. It’s that he committed adultery, tried to cover it up, arranged to bury the scandal with a payment (a campaign finance foul in addition to scuzzy politics) when it was ready to emerge shortly before the election, and has continued to try to bully her into silence.

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

Seriously. The manner in which he gave this bad take—discounting what his costar was saying influenced HER OWN character/performance—is much worse than the bad take itself, which is eyeroll-inducing, but not uncommon enough (sadly) to be remarkably terrible. 

This is a guy who thinks Nicolas Maduro and El Chapo are swell dudes. I’m not sure why gives the first fuck about what he says anymore. Nice of him to step all over his costar’s own statement.  What a worm.

- Cameron’s performance during the prison wedding reminded me a lot of the rhythm of William’s Frank tirades. I can’t tell if we’re meant to read meaning into that or if Cameron decided to try imitating William, but I gotta say it worked.

Carl witnessed a murder in season 6 and it affected him profoundly. Are we now to believe he doesn’t give a shit that his classmate underling killed his girlfriend? He’s rescuing dogs from euthanasia, but it doesn’t cross his mind that Kassidi is literally dead in a ditch somewhere?

You’re right and it sucks

Apparently Aubrey Plaza kept asking him if he believed in ghosts because of his lines in that scene. He said yes, but he didn’t wanna talk about it and Plaza just kept asking and it started to creep him out. Watching her and Werner Herzog interact must have been hilarious.

The liberal media has a hidden agenda of making you know about things.

Naw, fuck the generation that treated women and minorities like inferior beings and took advantage of government programs and a great economy to enrich their lives and then decided future generations shouldn’t have that luxury. I’ll take people with phones over douchebag racist baby boomers any day.

I totally see the “meh”ness of this premiere in particular, but like I’ve said, considering AHS’s usual trap (big, fantastic premiere... totally derailed season) I’m OK with them opening on a modest note. I wasn’t WOWED by this episode but I am curious enough to tune in next week, which isn’t something I always say…

I don’t disagree, but you’re not the one reviewing the show. 

American Horror Story: Meow-Meow Beans

Well since people are stealing your mail, I thought I should let you know that the ghost of Ed McMahon says you may owe HIM money.

Mom and Dad really fell apart with the details and handling of the Nic Cage midlife crisis, but it was smarter than it had any right to be. Selma Blair brought it.

Something I haven't seen asked or explained anywhere about the ending:

So I just watched the movie last week, and while I enjoyed it I thought they totally botched the Twilight Zone ending.