You should really read more about that Irene Morales accusation. She was extremely full of shit.

He was *accused* of holding her as a sex slave, and he posted the pictures (and texts and emails) on that blog to prove her wrong. Even Jezebel did a story putting her story into question. Irene Morales was easily the most full of shit accuser he had. She was the one who continuously offered sex over text messages…

Oh my God, I had no idea sextuplets were involved! Thanks for explaining!

He still looks good to me

totally thought the same thing and was just hoping someone else thought it too!

Had any of those 8-year-olds been the primary breadwinner for their family for several years? That messes with a kid's head.

Leila Knight: Humblebrag winner of the day.

Dying at the thought that Obama could feel intimidated by Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Send help.

Usually if I see a kid (especially one as young as 8) acting like a little shit, I'm judging the parents way harder than I'm judging the kid. But... I'm torn, because from what I know of Mama June (which isn't much) she's so damn funny and likable and loves her daughter and would probably be an absolute blast to get…

How do you know that this kid doesn't have structure? She's a child and I remember being a pretty shitty child even though my parents gave me lots of structure.Never mind if you gave me my own tv show and free things, I probably would have slapped the president. At 8, I probably didn't understand the whole concept of…

it.is.the.mother.

He still looks good, just doesn't have perfect teeth - we all have our flaws. He has a nice smile, plus that jaw and those eyes.

So, Lisa Rinna is saying that her mouth looks like a child's vagina? I...uh, what?

Katie Couric's bachelorette party included a nice mushroom soup.

No way, Jose. Roid rage is the last thing Bieber needs.

Not really. He's still good looking in the other pic too. Tis possible that was just a bad pic. Also, the gold caps aren't helping.

Nothing tastes as good as not being able to give blood feels.

How dare he deny an interview to the footwear designer from the mighty Kucha tribe???

I wanted to save the world with a donation of my pretty blood, but I'm just too thin!

I think I'm cranky today, because I wish Canseco wanted to help Beiber with his mental health and career. The lols would be better, and it would make me think Canseco is a sweet idiot. I'd call him a bully, but it's really hard when the receiving end is the Biebs. Thanks for ruining my perfect world, Canseco.