Eh, there was likely both a pre-nup (he was still BILL GATES before 1994), and she also knows where likely all of the bodies are buried, so he likely gave her everything she wanted to avoid anything else negative in the press and called it a day.

Also, referring to everything you find pleasing as “porn” is getting a little old too.

I long for the “let’s drop vowels” naming trend to die.

When my kiddo was just over 2, my husband and I got free travel and stay at the Cosmopolitan hotel in Las Vegas...I cried every single night, and often randomly through the day, just because I missed my kid. Now that he's a month away from 11, and smells like he's entering puberty, I still get a twinge when I can't…

At this point, I’m good with the MAGAts dying to own me and make me cry liberal tears. 

How is it that she has been a practicing Christian this long, but has not yet learned liturgical dance never goes over well?

Oh no! The cult is turning against one of the more prominent cultists!

Advocating for her to stay away from TikTok is an “abstinence only” policy I can support.

Even the coaches didn’t know the exact math, because their closest competitor (Russia) had not finished their final rotation yet. When Kerri was up on vault, Roza Galieva had not yet performed her floor routine, so they didn’t know what the Russian’s final team total would be.

It’s because different teams compete on the 4 different apparatuses simultaneously. In this case, the Russians were over on floor exercise while the Americans were on vault, and Kerri’s vaults took place before the final Russian competitor (Roza Galieva) finished out the Russian rotation on floor. So the US team…

Yeah, I’m thrown off by how everyone seems to be saying , “GREAT! This is fantastic news!” It is not fantastic news. It sucks for her teammates, it sucks for the people who could have gone in her place, and quitting mid-competition is really not something to celebrate. We can be compassionate about the decision, but…

Can we find some more nuanced way of discussing this? Can we acknowledge that it is important and right for Biles to look after her mental and physical health, while also acknowledging that what happened to day was not, in fact, “worth celebrating?” It is unfortunate that she was unable to complete the competition and…

I had a whole ass miscarriage at work and was only a few minutes late to my next meeting so I’m probably not the right person to ask. But yeah, I’ve laid in a dark bathroom on a cold floor, taken copious ibuprofen, and even thrown up at work on period days and never seriously considered calling out because of my…

You’re right on. She’s almost unreal pretty, but also in a wholesome kind of way. She’s got those gigantic eyes and radiant smile!

I have called out because of my period, I don’t always tell them that’s the reason. But I have told a former boss that I was leaving early because it was shark week. It took him a minute to parse it, but he was like ‘say no more, you’re good.’  It really depends on the person, and how comfortable I feel talking about…

So sorry that happened. Did your boss apologize?

as all of that may be, you are not wrong on the last statement (prior to the parenthesisessss)...

I think all of her relationships are rebounds.

Well I would like to ask the Supreme Court to overturn Mississippi (into the Gulf of Mexico, preferably).

Time to find out how much this country really hates abortions Women.