This fucking asshole owes this “comeback” to the woman, 21 years his junior, he abused, tortured, and bullied for years.

People are going to die because of this petty, self-entitled asshole.

Petty, vindictive, narcissistic, she sounds perfect for the GOP.

I imagine he smells like nearly empty wine bottles filled with soggy cigarette butts.

As she’s totally amoral, she’s in the right party now. Hopefully she’ll lose her next election!

Man, if all that Coby says is true, what a bitchy little prima donna. Reminds me of a girl I knew in high school who fucked around on her college essay and went out drinking the night before the SATs and then bitched because she didn’t get into Yale. It was Yale’s fault then too, for not recognizing her inherent…

I can’t imagine why this woman wouldn’t want to carry this cunt’s child to term.

On top of the fact that he’s a horrible person, from a branding point of view, he looks like he smells like whiskey B.O. and stale urine. I do not remotely understand using this crusty sock of a man to peddle fragrance.

I work in retail, specifically fragrances. I hate it when people say “I want the Johnny Depp one”.... I’m like please just refer to it as its name. 

You’re embarrassing yourself going to bat for that leathery, misogynistic, violent abuser. Spend some time this weekend learning something.

Pro Life means that mothers can be killed for just thinking about birth control or abortion, and if they are unlucky enough to have a bad pregnancy, perhaps with a deaf fetus, they are encouraged to die rather than protect their own life.

Why would anyone look at 2023-era Johnny Depp and think “I wanna smell like THAT guy!” He... does not look hygienic.

How is someone who looks like they smell like rotten cabbage and rolled in garbage to get dressed worth a $20 million or even $1 million fragrance deal?

100% of the time that guy looks like he’d be sticky if you touched him. Not sure how that translates into “I want to smell like that dude looks”.

I know how you feel. I had to do something similar when I found out Too Faced cosmetics supports Autism Speaks.

fuck. their red matte lip gloss stays put and i’ve gotten so many compliments. Now I have to change.

“Pro-life” ends the moment the baby is born.

Don’t worry Greg Abbott will pardon him. And the right wingers in Texas will make him a martyr of the cause.

Nothing says pro-life like actual murder.

Blame the school! Wait, blame the kid for feeling bad about the level of attention (which isn’t specified if it’s the teacher or parent!) Wait, I have my own issues, kept a gun around the house (which is great for someone having serious concerns with depression!)