We thought your Orochi was the ugliest car ever. We’re sorry. We just couldn’t imagine the blinding magnificence of your new Galue hearse.

The Strathmore Vintage Vehicle Club’s Extravaganza featured rather a lot of metal, wood and leather that may not be familiar in the Colonies, but it also featured some bloody typical British rain.

A mid engined, front wheel drive, three wheeler. With rear steering.

Now that PSA has survived the European carpocalypse and made some money, it it has a “push to pass” plan to expand internationally, very much including the US.

It’s the classiest wagon because it’s one of one; the result of an NYC socialite’s inability to accept ‘no’ for an answer.

Just look at that angry cute gobby little fish car. Who wouldn’t want to race the ever loving snot out of it?

Bratwurst stopped in mid-air, beer steins hit the deck. Brows furrowed. This year’s Essen show campaign car was a little different. Na, so wass!

It’s not a proper Citroën unless its suspension is grade A WTF. Prime example is the company’s hydropneumatic suspension, but that will finally go. A replacement has just been announced, however.

The Tokyo motorshow isn’t all Teatro for Dayz with your Bongo Friendees. Daihatsu is rolling out some very interesting minimalist keis, even if the cute hides it well.

Want a smaller, lighter, cheaper GT-86/FR-S?

Now with even more Rolls-Royce and Ferrari. Following my first gallery, and Máté’s post, here’s the full gamut of proper motor cars from the ‘do’ at the Queen’s Scottish residence.

Reliant. Stahp.

It looks like any Fiesta sized compact, until you check the back: hello dually single rear wheel.

Thus spake Autocar’s Matt Prior, a Brit not usually given to hyperbole. The car? an Ariel Nomad.

It’s Angry Birds!

Morgan is going to show a prototype EV three wheeler at Goodwood, with a view to releasing a production version in 2016.

When Mark Stroop checked up on his Opel Cascada and a VW Golf convertible that were due in the next day, he saw them quickly disappearing in the direction of the Middle East...