And missiles have gone missing in Libya. Coincidence? I think not!

High salaries and large bonuses like those sure do buy a lot of ineptitude.

Pffft, maps are easy. I'd be truly impressed (and grateful) if they can tell me how to drive to the right place at Lambert International without getting lost at least once. Forget the signs, they are useless, if not downright misleading.

"general information about a user, a consumer/customer is just information..."

& InfrasonicTom - you beat me to it. Name a Star, the International Star Registry and others like them (I haven't checked, but there must be more) are bold-faced frauds with no more authority to name stars than you or I. You can call any star anything you want, but that name will not be recognized outside of your…

Ah, it blocks out noise from trains and traffic.

I just hope the search option takes you to Google (or even Bing) and not some useless MS help site.

I'll usually go through the registry from time to time, to kill the quickstarters, preloaders, background-updaters and other nearly useless crap that really DO slow down your startup.

Gonna dust off my old mitt and catch a piece.

Are these things under patent? I'll wait for the generic bagged quarters.

"....and power approximately 2,500 home air-conditioners."

The fact that you kept responding is trollish, whether you admit it or not.

I thought at first from the header photo that a hairy-armed woman was testing a Japanese sex toy.

Are you sure #8 isn't a still from a Daft Punk video?

"People don't download software anymore."

Internet anarchy: +1

It already is, in many parallel universes.

Boy, he is 1 classy fuck, ain't he? I wonder what types of people followed his Facebook posts.

I'm guessing they wanted everything to be perfectly clear on the arrest warrant so it couldn't come back to bite them in the courtroom.

"Hey, this guy's in an Apple store! We've gotta brick his phone!"