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“....boring New York dyke...”

You are in manufacturing. This is for fast food and hospitality. Why are you talking so much?

“I don’t think Ryan is a charlatan or a flim-flam artist”

Jovan, referring to Jove, another name for Jupiter, the god and the planet. The eye of the storm would be the Great Red Spot visible on the planet’s surface, a massive storm about twice the size of our entire planet. Meaning, figuratively, that he is essentially an alien hellion come to wreak havoc because if you can…

real question tho: you get to sleep with prime madonna or prime gaga. who do you choose? it’s tough, and tbh, that’s what this and every beef is all about...Madge trying to maintain grip on the nyc italian pop starlet of all time.

Shut the fuck up tomato.

As a shit-talking agitator, not as an actual basketball talent (though he’s actually pretty nice!). 

Oh, he’s a shit-talking asshole but I generally love that class of dudes (Lance, Joe Ingles, Draymond, etc.). Simmons, on the other hand, is kind of a goon and I’m sorta surprised this isn’t generally accepted at this point. 

I’m open to this possibility, but I guess I can’t really see how Simmons refusing to shoot jumpers is Bryan Colangelo’s fault.

Same. I couldn’t even count how many times in the 2nd and 3rd quarters that the Wizards were just about to bring the game within single digits and Steph was just like “naw.” I simply don’t understand how anyone can not enjoy watching this man work.

Fine, then sit in the No Fucking section, killjoy.

I dont give a shit about this guy anymore. We help Saudi Arabia create a famine that’s starving thousands of Yemeni kids, the Post writes like three articles about it. But one journalist gets assassinated and it’s like hundreds of articles decrying this apparent breach of international etiquette. Saudi Arabia is…

Inventing lacrosse = free soloing a 3,000-foot rock face.

Curious why you think this is. You know you can just walk to the top, right?

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.