I dont give a shit about this guy anymore. We help Saudi Arabia create a famine that’s starving thousands of Yemeni kids, the Post writes like three articles about it. But one journalist gets assassinated and it’s like hundreds of articles decrying this apparent breach of international etiquette. Saudi Arabia is…

Inventing lacrosse = free soloing a 3,000-foot rock face.

I’m sorry, I usually stay out of this, but this is a miserable take.

yea, why can’t he work a meaningless desk job for thirty years and die of a heart attack like the rest of us!

Curious why you think this is. You know you can just walk to the top, right?

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

Please shut up with this morose, hopeless bullshit.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

He’s not alone. Should only take a couple months for the NRA to build up its coffers once more. I’m a member and I don’t even own a gun, let alone enough guns to necessitate a gun rack. 

Don’t ever forget that Dianne Feinstein voted against a provision that would have allowed same-sex couples to share health benefits in the midst of the AIDS crisis; don’t forget Dianne Feinstein ordered the closing of San Francisco’s bath houses and actively worked against all of Harvey Milk’s progress toward LGBQT…

America is the Florida of America

“Don’t you talk about my home state! MY PARENTS FUCKED THERE!”

Shapiro’s signature move is the Gish Gallop, where he rapidly fires off a bunch of lies, half-truths and out-of-context “facts” so that his opponent can’t possibly take enough time to rebut everything. He does this over and over and over, and it makes him looks super smart to his mouth-breathing fanbase of white…

He’s short and stupid.

no one cares about your feelings little benny

Ostrich.  It’s the tastiest steak I’ve ever had.  And yes, it’s a red meat, and not like Turkey meat (as I was expecting the first time I ordered it).

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

BUT BUT JOUNRALISTIC INTERRAGARITY!!!