The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

This just sounds like an excuse to interrupt people when they’re talking.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

Related tangent: I hate Christmas music, but I loooove his Christmas albums. I only keep them in my music library from Thanksgiving to New Years though. It actually gives me something to look forward to for the holidays.

Agree with your point, it feels like is time has come and gone, even my dad who is Cuban said that they robbed Sosa out of that fight and even the fans at the show were mad with the decision.

well he sure as hell cant go on the defensive amirite

It’s the worst. The family Thanksgiving that’s geographically closest to me is just horrible — dinner always starts super late, like 5 or 6 pm. The turkey is usually dry, the gravy is bland, there’s a green bean casserole that I will not touch, Stove Top stuffing, store-bought pies... ugh. I’d put up with it if that…

Totally. We do two Thanksgivings. The first one (my side of the family) is Hispanic and Chinese Thanksgiving. It is very loud - and very delicious. Second one is White Thanksgiving (husband’s side). There is celery root.

I second Hokes. Who has only one meat and one dessert? Better get some ham and at least two cakes, two pies, and something for the diabetics up in this piece

I won’t go too much into the food because it makes me sad. There are two competent cooks in the family, but the food lacks soul and love for what is going on (if that makes sense, and I apologize for sounding too maudlin). They just want things to be trendy and just like out of a broolyn based magazine. Oh one year,…

You left five tables of Thanksgiving food? Why? What obligation were you under? I can’t imagine a scenario in which I could leave a Thanksgiving where I might be able to get seconds without feeling like a dick.

Jacksonville is a hellscape of sweaty taints and mini dinosaurs, but how was your weekend? I worry about you. I wish you’d call more. Love you.

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

Not all ugly fat girls are racist.

The repetitive nature of the fight choreography bugged me, too. It made it feel more like a video game. (“Cool! I unlocked the pinning-the-dude-to-the-ground-shooting-another-guy-and-then-executing-the-first-guy move! I’m gonna spam the fuck out of this attack!”)

It’s weird because Reeves’ fight with Common is probably the strongest choreography in both films. You have two actors who really understand how to convey emotion without lines working together and it’s a beautiful thing.

They should have grounded the subway scenes and the hobo underworld more, in my opinion. The Rome stuff was awesome, and in line with what the first movie’s Continental stuff, but when they got back to NYC the whole assassins world got way too big, in my opinion. The “New York is 25% hitmen” thing was just too out of…

I didn’t hate it, but I much prefer the elegant simplicity of the first film.

I actually read that entire thing, surprising even myself. But to be fair, it was a fascinating read. Much more fascinating than this article, in which Mr. McCarter’s cynicism is exactly the reason why there should be more people like Landis. He may be annoying to some, but at least he doesn’t write article like this…