And lol:

I went to a private school in a state with high state income taxes. I did not pay a lot in taxes because my stipend put me in a low income bracket but having an increase in taxes would have probably been very burdensome. The problem is that I was making very little money to begin with.

Well, your two cents suck nuts.

Excuse me, it’s Pop/Kerr.

If your knee jerk reaction to every shooting is to worry more about your toys than the shattered lives of your fellow Americans, you might suck as a human being.

You got me. Well done.

Maintenance Guy: So there’s a leak in the roof above the court. It should be simple, we just have to...

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

He’s butt.

I just saw that about a month ago and was flabbergasted because for the first 20 minutes or so I thought it was some weird series of deleted scenes from Drunken Master.

Thank you for forcing that Garoppolo trade against coach Belichicks wishes Mr. Kraft, it looks like I owe you a favor

Group text:

It started with the Gulf War, when all the hippy boomers wanted to make up for spitting on vets coming back from Vietnam and wash their sins away.

also fuck 1980's billy joel doo-wop #catalinawinemixer

Except it’s more like:
NFL players exercising their freedom of speech by kneeling- Conservative America: FUCK ALL THESE PIECES OF SHIT.
Member of said Conservative American public disagrees with how they exercise their freedom- Logical People: Right back at you.

You also can’t really say no government institution isn’t…

Agreed, he doesn’t speak for all Vets. I don’t feel that slap in the face he describes when they kneel or raise a fist. The National Anthem doesn’t represent me anymore than it does a 70 year old draft dodger who is offended by the protests of it. It represents all of us as a whole and anyone in this country who feels…

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

You’ve just done a fine job proving that he is the voice of reason. Incognito is complaining about something that costs the league ratings, and as a result, revenue. That makes his point sensible. That’s being a voice of reason.

“give him a sock”