My neck just...pops. It’s disturbing.

Listen, 30 is definitely IT. The end.

american dream since how do you sleep is such a jam.

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Can never get enough Jacksonville Lady quotes. Never

Usually the “Monday Night” theme is my cue to get up and use the bathroom one last time before the game starts.

I can believe it. Hannity in full makeup looks like a vaudeville performer. His lips especially are so over defined. All he’s missing is the two perfect rouge circles on his cheeks.

We are all still on the farm. The farm never ended, just as it never began.

People have told me the show improved, that it picked up when they left the farm. I know better, there is no way they could have escaped the black hole of non-narrative density that was THE FARM.

Hey, I found a way to balance the budget!

Jared always looks like he’s being led out of the frat house after the sheriff found all the bodies buried in the basement.

Plus it ignores that cheaper foods often need to be given in higher quantities. When my dog was a puppy I was a little low on cash and the vet suggested Purina Puppy Chow as an alternative (we were on Taste of the Wild, it was what the breeder fed him). Thing is, Purina Puppy Chow wanted me to give him nearly six cups…

Maya Rudolph hit it perfectly with her “sexy secret” evaluation.

There’s also the whole ordeal with recalls and repeat offender brands.

Dog food A (cheap brand) could have 2 pounds of WET chicken and it’s listed as their highest volume ingredient. This ends up being half a pound of DRY chicken when dry.

THIS...over and over. Cheap cheap dogfoods are utter garbage and are horrible for your pet. The headline is a gross over-generalization. There are many illnesses and maladies that can be traced DIRECTLY to crappy dog food. This is what my SO does for a living, and has for 15 years. I’ve seen dogs that look like…

This is a dangerously incorrect headline. It sounds like you based the entirety of this article on talking with the authors of *one* book. Please either take down the article or talk to more people. All pet foods are definitely not the same, for many more reasons than are cited here. Talk to some vets who specialize…

Sorry you're offended, but women aren't second class citizens in this country.

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