I don’t understand why this is so difficult for people to understand. You cannot charge a sitting president with crimes. So:

My biggest beef with #2 is that—unlike #1, which featured some of the most creative gunplay I’ve seen on film—#2 devolved into Keanu just doing a shitload of barrel rolls over the final 30 minutes.

Taking bets on which city has the honor of being ground zero for US milkshakes. Philly is the early favorite.

I appreciate that Kanter has made strides this postseason in proving his doubters wrong, but if Zach Collins doesn’t play 30min/gm this series they won’t get within 10 points of a victory.

DFW w/r/t Deadspin

10 eggs is only about 700 calories, not really that big a  deal. Scramble those bitches up and they’ll fit in a regular size bowl

not a hot take, tons of people think that

*Giannis is interesting in young girl’s artwork.*

Lake of Flaming Boyfriends! Sounds dangerous!

40%

Petty tyrants are everywhere.

This is a pretty wild misrepresentation of her plan to travel the Mississippi.

LISTEN TO THE KING OF THE SURF GUITAR

She is a pig-colored ghoul, but I mean, there’s Orban in Hungary, AfD in Germany, Le Pen in France, Five Star in Italy, among others. Hopefully you’ve heard of at least one of these, and hopefully you understand that anti-semitism is indeed on the rise in Europe.

Evolved?

o7 comrade

I’m sure Eggers’s new film will be better . . .

Why can’t you ball like Michael Jordan can?

I like the taste of cherries. Cherries.