Why is she so pink all the time? Is it because she’s a disgusting pig?

Pretty sure he owns like 12 cars. He’s a soft binch.

If any of you are curious about leftist thought in the military (it really does exist!) check out the Eyes Left podcast.

Get off Chapo and get back to work, Rafi!

I don’t mind a septuagenarian woman as Speaker, so long as it’s Barbara Lee. 

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IT’S JUST OKAY

friccin’ moron

Pictured: Manny Graves

Nah, a car is like your house on the road, IMO. If I’m fuckin’ in the bay window of my living room with the shades up, it’s you’re responsibility to keep your eyes out of my house. Same with the car, IMO.

Settle down, Henry Miller. I’d rather not have to deal with people banging at the next table over at Starbucks. There have to be limits.

tbh fuckin’ in a car should be legal

Eh, just make sure they’re a fiduciary, I guess?

Couldn’t they also just fly back and forth a lot, wtf? Last week I flew from Salt Lake City to Newark in 4 hours. It’s not hard, you just sit in a chair for a little while.

A Microshift, Not an Epiphany, Is Going to Change Your Entire Life

I hate being “that guy”, but “baited breath?” Come the fuck on. That’s 7th grade shit.

What am I going to do . . . with a gun rack?

*sharting.

I’m a transplant, but holy shit if my life hasn’t been completely transformed by living in the sandwich capital of the world. Gas stations here have better sandwiches than almost anything in KY.