ELBOWING SIVA RIGHT IN THE NUTS

That’s one of the reasons I found the Shibs so refreshing—they weren’t hunching all over the place like coked up rabbits. It was elegant, classy, emotive ice dancing.

Seems as good a place as any to alert everyone that Grimes, the true electronic queen, is also releasing a new album this year . . .

The first oh-shit-I-am-watching-NBA-basketball-and-this-is-a-thing was probably the Pacers/Knicks going at it in the early 90s. I remember where I was for the finger roll and Reggie’s 8 points in 9 seconds

No, the only strict qualification is that the mash must be made of at least 51% corn.

I had a tiger salamander for a while, named him Clyde. He got familiar enough with my wife and I that he would come to the glass when we fed him. Otherwise he would chill under the substrate for, like, ever.

13 eggs per athlete does not makes sense. I go through that in about 4 days, and I’m average 35yo white guy who exercises moderately 4 days a week.

Awww thanks!

This motherfucker on a Nuprin blast? Last time that shit worked was with Garth.

Drink kefir, you imp.

Same. Recently moved from a state where my vote doesn’t matter (KY) to one where it does (PA). Super pumped!

blamed by Democrats and progressives, no less . . .

This is the best news.

FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAY AT WAWA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

There is some Karl Blau I intend to get to this weekend.

Karl Blau

Don’t forget the unintentional whistling “S”

It’s just some WASP Jonathan Franzen bullshit

Own your home? or *have a mortgage*?

This is a little hyperbolic. Someone under 40 still has nearly 30 years of employment ahead of them provided they are not a scrub or drug addict. That is plenty of time to compound an $80K seed.