The xx being left off this list is downright criminal

Yeah, but he’s a fucking asshole

Way more dangerous. Plus they have to wear those hats with the stupid fucking chin strap.

Other ref is looking at him like “Geeze, guy.”

Could have just used The Dress Looks Nice on You

Nope, he’s a hardcore teetotaler with a documented history of amphetamine prescription. And speed and diabetes both dry your mouth. Not to mention Bibi’s cock . . . amamie politics in your face all day . . . 

It’s staggering to imagine the amount of methamphetamines he ingests daily. Between that and the fast food, I bet his heart flutters like a hummingbird’s.

You must not have seen Split then? He had to get yoked for that role. Jesus, that was like a full year ago, and there’s a sequel . . .

What the heck is an “Anti-American” cake???

No joke this is one of my favorite Christmas songs. I think The XX did a really good cover of it, too.

So does east PA (thanks Amish/ PA Dutch and idiosyncratic alcohol laws . . .)

Pee tape

This can’t be real, can it?

Yeah, Sufjan in December has become a sort of private holiday tradition for me in recent years.

Funny, I just moved to the Philly burbs in January. My boss (he is of Irish descent) is married to an Italian woman and I asked him if they had normal Thanksgiving food or if it was a bunch of Italian shit, and he said it was Italian stuff and he hates it. He said nobody knows how to make real turkey gravy and it…

Yooo, I went to a hispanic/Vietnamese Thanksgivig a few years ago and it was on point.

Especially if there was kibbe and shawarma and shit like that!

I’m open to a range of 3-5, but 5 is pushing it to the limit.

Must be the new Star(fish)burys

OH SHIT FLAMING HOT KINJA.