Can we send Sessions back to Alabama and then fire it into the sun?

Your takes get shittier by the day. I wear expensive niche perfumes because I like to smell good things throughout the day. prefer not to smell the banal office scent of printer paper, office chair, and “break room musk.” I like, when I turn my head quickly or scratch my nose, to smell the $200 perfume waft off of my…

ETA: Contrast the photo on this story against the photo used for Jezebel’s post.

Lotta dick shootin’ going on these days, seems like.

No, triumphant wasn’t the correct word—you’re right. I should have said “determined and resolute.” Something like the picture of her in the article linked above. The one with her hands on her hips.

Yes, this would have been a much better photo. Or even the one for the article linked above, with her hands on her hips and a determined, resolute expression on her face . . .

I hope not, but you could be right. I think Dvora or her editors should answer for it.

I don’t think it makes her look frail or weak, I know better. What I’m saying is that images like this, in this context, probably subconsciously plant the idea that sexual assault victims are weak or should be ashamed.

I’m not going to read the post before commenting, because I want to get my thoughts down fresh:

Ehh, I don’t know. A lot of them probably like having their mouths pissed in . . .

Fuckin’ A, man.

YAAAAAASSSSS

Fuck yeah

FUCK YOU IT’S A PIZZA. A TOSTADA IS A CHIMICHANGA YOU CAN’T CLOSE

I could see it on a Mexican pizza. Salsa base with queso blanco. Some ground beef or pork al pastor (or both!), pico, roasted corn salsa, black beans, jalapeno slices, cilanto, maybe some thinned-out sour cream drizzle on top.

How am I not myself?

Not true, rube. The only requirement of Bourbon is that the mash be made of at least 51% corn.

Garrison Keillor is the old version of Jonathan Franzen if they made a suuuuper shitty remake of Looper.

There is only one cut of a frozen pizza and that is DOWN THE MIDDLE

Curious to know your field and where you earned your PhD. My wife earned her PhD in pharmaceutical sciences. And for some reason her income was taxed at a much lower rate than mine—something about being exempt from a lot of taxes because she worked for a state institution or something.