Let me tell you:

Not that strange.

SAMAKI! Does he have any eligibility left?

It looks like someone scratched out Lonzo’s real hair with a Sharpie . . .

“Pull out of the game . . .”

Yeah, used to be B-ball was the only thing holding us up, now it’s the only thing dragging us down.

As a Louisville fan, I sure as shit hope so.

“Establishing possession” is exactly what the two-feet-inbounds-with-control-of-the-ball is for. There is an added onus on people who receive the ball from the quarterback via the air. Simple as that.

Yeah, if a running back gets shoved out of bounds, runs into the S&C coach, and drops the ball, he didn’t “fumble the ball out of bounds,” he just “ran out of bounds.”

Sanders took things further . . .

I tear off the parchment and then wad it into a ball (and then unwad it, of course) before I put it on my baking sheet or anything. That keeps it from rolling back in on itself or gliding off the side of the sheet . . .

There is absolutely no way for the US to win a conventional war in NK without implementing a draft and literally sending millions of Americans in for several decades.

Dear sweet Jesus Tastykake has the pumpkin powdered donuts for me

FUN FACT: Sam Harris’s mom created The Golden Girls

That movie does for knife play what the first John Wick did for gun play. It is inspired work: the way he drags the guy while evading and slitting his wrists as a means to an end, but also an act of intimidation; the way he uses the one guy as a shield and then triple taps him in the chest while staring at…

AMTRAK ticket for ~$85

Well, that’s not bad.

How much would a walk-up ticket cost halfway through the first quarter? I need to know so I can tell the embers of NFL disdain in my soul how much more to smolder.

Best knife fight scene I’ve ever seen on film.

Did O’Rourke make an UNHOLY ALLIANCE in his PUNK ROCK past?