Nothing but your wits to protect you.

You know when you have your gaze fixed on something, but you’re not really looking at anything—you’re vision is just kinda hazy and out of focus while you daydream?

Damn, Ma$e was on the PG? Tell me he went by Pa$tor Ma$e.

OH SHIT

What’s a non-Becky white woman look like? Asking for a friend (read: my wife).

Man, Jeanine’s story kills me! Seems like a good mom. Good on her for teaching her 11y.o. about condoms!

Dear sweet Jesus, please protect us from the flooding you caused/allowed to happen.

It will correct itself in the next several years. Qualified people will find it’s not worth the hassle of living there, so the jobs will leave, easing the crisis.

Charli gets my vote

She annoys me the same way Franzen annoys me. And maybe for the same, or similar (literary) reasons, though I give too few fucks to analyze it. I’d rather just reread 2666 . . .

Sauerkraut/kimchi. Probably half of Asia and large swaths of Europe wouldn’t exist if not for that shit

It means he looks like he’s pooping and things are going fair-to-middling!

Why does this motherfucker always look like he has a soft poop?

Man, just looking at a photo of an eclipse makes my eyesight hazy

Nor can a new president (Pence). President can only pardon federal crimes. Looking at you, NY AG!

Nazism and white supremacy are violent ideologies by definition. Acts of aggression against them are inherently acts of self defense.

Then beat his ass

They can speak all they want. It is our job to shout so loud that no one can hear them.

Not by a long shot!