Yeah, it’s not that hard to understand. Here’s this:

Seems like a lovely lady.

I’m from Kentucky. Of course, there is not near the diversity as exists on the eastern seaboard, but I think there might be something in the water down there. Beauty south of the Ohio River will out-beauty any region of the country except maybe California. Philly people look hard-ridden. Reminds me a little of Eastern…

No, I’m pretty sure she meant people from the Philly area are generally ugly, black or white. And she’s right!

I mean, as someone who just moved to the Philadelphia area, I will go on record as saying there isn’t a *surplus* of attractive people in the area—men or women. I thought maybe I was just fucked up and homesick or whatever, but my mom came to visit a few months ago, and, unprompted, looked at me and said “why are…

What the fuck did you expect? You can’t bring water to an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert and hope to compete with Captain Planet.

That’s not cynical, that is actually quite generous to the craven shitheels that actively want to fuck over 20MM of their fellow country(wo)men.

He has brain cancer! My guess is that he now gives zero fucks.

Masha Gessen thinks the inbounds play was a microcosmic simulacrum of conspiratorial hand-wringing, indicative of nascent neo-Francoism-cum-McCarthyist hysteria.

1. Invest early, and at least enough to max your employer’s match. I didn’t have the best pay starting out (still don’t), but I do have a six figure retirement account in my early thirties, and the financial sacrifices required to get here so far have been pretty painless.

He does seem to have a morbid fascination with blood.

True ballers like me eat at my desk and then take a lunch a break.

GOTTAHAVEAWAWA

Can’t these assholes just get an RV?

Donovan Mitchell’s last game:

Well, Lomachenko fights on August 5th on ESPN, so at least there’s that!

Then the salsa is safe.

FUCK

Is this motherfucker related to Rick Bayless? If so, I have a lot of tomatillo salsa to throw away . . .

OOPSIE DOOPSIE I accidentally joined a NAZI GROUPSIE