Cannibal Holocaust

Something else you might enjoy is the Delaware Canal tow path. It’s flat and generally smooth, especially between Yardley and New Hope. By the time fall rolls around, you should be back in the groove enough to ride from Washington Crossing Park up to New Hope. It’s 6.9 miles one way, but an easy ride.

I wonder how many pounds of weed they smoke each month, on average.

Also not sure why we need to know the color of the van . . .

My uncle and his wife have twin daughters, attend a Six Flags over Jesus church and are a “Disney Family”. I seethe with rage when they talk to me about their 9th consecutive June Disney vacation and I think about all of the beautiful places in this country and beyond they could have taken their 12yo daughters.

Pepperoni and banana peppers. Add mushrooms if you have a coupon for 3-topping. Everyone knows this.

Ever had a landjaeger? There is a crazy Amish farmer’s market in my town, but I’m intimidated by their vast array of exotic Dutch meats. Should I go for it?!

My dog would swim across the Amazon River for the smallest taste of her own ear wax.

fat > carbs. Fight me

Uh, no. It’s a contraction of shit-fart (Shart) and the title of one Donald J. Trump book called Art of the Deal.

Man, when the butcher tries to short me on my bacon, I RAGE! So I’m always sure to bring the bacon weights . . .

Everybody knows this!

My mileage will probably vary. As fucked up as the world is these days, and the older I get, the less I care in the abstract about what a bunch of teenagers are doing in a gym (or on a field), especially as it pertains to the ancillary plot points of collegiate athletics.

It was, and it was. But we still would have won because fuck you!

Louisville native, Louisville fan here. Confirmed: does not even matter. Do not care. We still won.

Get out of here. You can get a flight from Dublin to Madrid from the 17th to the 20th of this month for $110. Flying in western Europe is like traveling in an area the size of the 95 corridor between Baltimore and Boston

Listen to William Onyeabor

Everyone should listen to William Onyabor instead.

Is this a Pynchon quote?

Ain’t no shame in that game.