I left a comment on the last post and called crime-stoppers but a month ago. i happened upon the original article and it latched onto me, the story was so horrible and angering...

 it’s pinecones on a stick, clearly

not to burst your bubble, but this is pretty common. Merc SUVs with air suspension have done it for a while now... I’m sure other do, but I don’t KNOW. the best cargo area trick I’ve ever seen was the slide out floor of the W211 kombi.

2011 Kia Optima Turbo. My dad bought one because he liked the wheels. Then he bought a Porsche about a month later because, well, duh. So the Kia became “mine” for about a year until I got an E-Class (now a washing machine bc some Jeep hit me). Not a driver’s car or anything, but in this trim, a genuinely awesome and…

yes, I’m 2 years late, but it’s a pre-facelift mk6 Jetta. I thought it looking at the front... sharp line inside of headlights, no obvious grille (it’s black plastic, matches paint) the amber in the headlights is coming from a distinct point... the angle of the amber line doesn’t match the angle of the headlight but…

actually very untrue. worked in car sales for a long time and we lost money on a LOT of deals. we relied almost exclusively on service to keep the dealer afloat. and it was a highline store for one of the biggest dealership networks in the world, so you’d expect sales to RAKE in money. I think the best month we had…

Doug and his Stegosauruses (Stegosauri?). Honestly, your stuff from years ago has Stegosauri references, and every time I read an article of yours and come across that word, all I think is: Stegosaurus (There’s a video that this goes with this, and yes, I tried just inserting the picture. That failed on multiple…

The Scirocco got ugly after its facelift, though. And it's based off the MK6, which is based off the MK5, and it has the old 4-banger, and it's front wheel drive, and therefore feeble and weak. If it were the Golf 6 R, I'd be with you all day, but the 7 R is almost too good for words.

Except that it's VW's. And in Wolfsburg.

W8 Passat Variant. One of 95. Get at me, freaking EVERYBODY. And my old W124 Merc that some douche (Jeep driver) who had been driving for less that a week decided to total for me. I will forever LOVE that car.

I was about to fight you for your remarks against VW, then I remembered I drive a W8 Passat Wagon while simultaneously realizing I have no argument. You, sir, are correct. *sigh*

GIMME! If the new C63 wagon doesn't come to the US, I'm just gonna go sit on the doorstep of my local MB dealer and cry until they agree to give me one. Methinks it will work.

Pantsless DeMuro is smacking bitches down today!

It's an S-Klasse. They're made out of unobtainium. Seriously, DO IT. DO IT. I can tell you right now as someone who has had cars of all segments from every county that makes cars (and is sold in the US) from almost every make, there is NOTHING like a Mercedes-Benz. My friend has a RR Phantom, and I'd rather have a…

My first car was a '95 Mercedes E320, which had about every imaginable part broken. I loved it to death, and planned on keeping it forever and restoring once I got a new daily. Well, right when I started, a kid in a Jeep Cherokee who had been driving for about a week decided to merge into my lane at 70 and ruined…

The poor Upexclamationmark is just chillin' all alone in the world of phrases Germans think are relatable to ze Enklishers. Unless that's a wind reference, too. But the damn "!". It's like the Kia Cee'd. ¿why?

No it's "this fucker will never figure out what wire's gone now" or "wat r hedlites¿"