I don’t think they believe in a line — they just drive circles ‘round it.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Probably “yes” to all your guesses... but I truly think it is, more than anything, the whole country had a real singular focus on a real and immediate threat.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

You might say they have one-track minds when it comes to their football.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Deutschebags?

Checks out. Last I checked, they build more cars in America than GM.

You’re both wrong, it’s Toyota. Fight me bitches!

I have several Millennial friends that feel we need to adopt this same system.

It used to be 1. 

I’m so vlad you posted that.

I think I’ll need a closed container to carry air.

Kroil makes me nauseous. PB Blaster, on the other hand, I would drink if I were in a pinch. Or just thirsty. 

Oh come on, this is garbage... How did the guy with the

This is important, but don’t forget the cabin air filter - that’s the air you breathe.  That’s literally the first thing I’ve done on every used car I’ve ever bought. Before fluids, before tires, before engine air filter - I replace the cabin air filter.

I honestly don’t stress out about the cleanliness of flights. Call me crazy, but all this “kill all germs” mentality has given us weak ass immune systems. That being said, there are a couple things I typically do. On long haul flights, you tend to get a wetnap of some sort before the meal service. I use that to wipe…

Aren’t we supposed to be exposed to germs in some fashion or another? This is why the human race is full of weak little sissy folk who wander around with hand sanitizers, baby wipes and sprays and that bullshit. It’s really fucking pathetic. So what that you shared a blanket with a stranger... big fucking deal. Tired…

They also happen to completely destroy shins in parking lots, but you don’t need a mannequin to tell anyone that, just a dummy (ouch).

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.